Credit to the folks at FOX Philly for sticking with a live shot of the black bear that was stuck in a tree in Delran, NJ today for, oh, like, 40 minutes. After having a tranquilizer dart stuck in his ass for about that much time, Michael Leighton finally succumbed to gravity and fell to the ground, presumably into the awaiting net below, as dozens of horrified onlookers, um, looked on.
You know what happened to the last guy who shot a dart in my ass? I ate him Back off @FOX29philly
— Black Bear Spotted (@BlackBearSpoted) May 30, 2013