Troll Update: KITMIACRS Has Gone Dark

Screen Shot 2013-07-11 at 12.20.59 PMAt approximately 12:35 p.m. on Thursday, July 11, the life of KITMIACRS – better known as kyle is the meat in a carter/richards sandwich – was turned upside down. Everything he thought he knew, all the anonymity he thought his penis-laden handles afforded him… gone, shattered. My post outing him as a super troll who commented from Merck in Woodbridge, New Jersey sent a ripple effect through his world (of Warcraft) that has left him shaken to the core.

KITMIACRS has not commented since that post, at least not from his usual IP address.

His last comment came just moments before tragedy struck, at 12:25 p.m. And it’s almost as if he knew a storm was coming. In typical troll fashion, he commented annoyingly and successively at 12:23, 12:24 and 12:25. In total, KITMIACRS commented nine times on July 11, his favorite day of the year (it’s a Big Gulp thing). These are his final comments, the black box squawkings of an online loser. In order:

9:13 a.m.

are you a jilted lover or something?

9:34 a.m.

Same here…odd

9:54 a.m. 

Dan Quinn got you that fired up?

10:16 a.m.

Can i bring my own pool? And will Kyle be bringing flat brimmed hats and ill shirts?

11:04 a.m.

Is the BYOB tailgate still taking place in faggotville?

11:24 a.m.

Was that a mad libs of every lame insult? Good job, bro.

12:23 p.m.

English not your first language?

12:24 p.m.

Because i dont want to be around a bunch of bros in flat brimmed hats and ill shirts? Also, a BYO tailgate.

 

And then… a panicked transmission mere moments before impact.

That final comment is after the jump. What you are about to read is… disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.

12:25 p.m.

FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK FEED ME COCK

 

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30 Responses

  1. Boo! I thought the final comment would be something awesome. “Feed me cock” is on here from 20 different users daily. Also, anything new on the golf outing?

  2. Thank goodness he is gone, that guy/(or maybe girl??) wasn’t even funny. Good work

  3. I hope this dude gets fired and then beats your fucking ass for posting his IP and company name. Really not a cool thing to do…

    If you put yourself out there as a blogger, then should expect this kind of shit. And if you’re not man enough to take said shit without, quite literally, fucking with people’s livelihood, then maybe you just shouldn’t be a blogger, Kyle.

    Grow the fuck up…this is some seriously low-brow shit. Even for s schmeg like Kyle.

    1. So, let me get this straight….you’re telling Kyle to grow up but not the grown man who posts under all sorts of rediculous aliases all the while posting the most immature nonsense? You must be his fucking retarded brother. I hope the clown gets fired because if he does I’m sure he won’t be missed there being as he had way more time to do what he did on this website as opposed to doing his job.

      1. As a supposed member of the media, Kyle should be above this shit…especially trying to publicly shame some fucking nobody to the point where their employer finds out, dickhead.

        Maybe that’s why he’s still on his blog posting selfies he took the night before of his gay fucking beard, while anyone worth a shit in the media is out actually digging up new stories…you know, like, doing their job and stuff.

  4. I would bet Merck found out about your post…

    either blocked the site…

    or if they really wanted to, they could check their web logs to find out who in the company has been accessing the site alot and in those timeframes, and then show them the door.

  5. Not to steal your thunder Kyle but I believe this Merck location just closed. It was in Sundays inquirer. He’ll probably be back.

  6. Sometimes I poop into my hand and place it into the toilette so it makes less noise.

  7. This is the only place I can get Philly sports talk, infused with tasteless jokes about sluts and Lil’ Snupe and the local soccer guy fucking Dorothy over a barstool and the Yinzer princess ingesting NHL draftee semen. So I guess I’m saying what’s wrong with commenting 9 times a day huh? But that guy was piece of shit I agree.

  8. Kyle. This guy has or had a real job. You (somehow) got some pull on your side in the media thanks to shitheads like him. And you call him out? for lining your pockets with “are you going to buy gym equipment” ads. His employer could search their computers and get back to him easy. How many little stunts like this until FINALLY start seeing your hits go down. I hope soon.

  9. It wouldn’t be kyle’s fault if the little twerp got fired. He shouldn’t be doing stupid shit like that while he as work and supposed to be working!

  10. I work in IT in charge of internet traffic for a world wide company. His employer doesn’t give a shit about him going to or posting on a pseudo sports site. They’d have to have a key stroke program installed to really capture what he was posting and they’re too big/busy to care enough to monitor one person. If your site doesn’t hit the firewall as p0rn, gambling, etc they don’t even know this guy exists. The guy got scared, that’s why he’s not posting.

    1. Works for me. That clown never contributed anything to this site and wasn’t the least bit funny. He’ll be missed around here like a dose of the clap.

  11. Weak sauce, Kyle. Pretty obvious that you were scared of this troll and decided to take the most passive-aggressive route possible.

  12. Apparently you need to IT for Dummies because IP addresses aren’t precise at all not to mention you have no idea whether or not it’s a static or dynamic one. You’re opening yourself up to a lawsuit by acting like this. You appear to be a man child.

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