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Troll Update: KITMIACRS Has Gone Dark

By Kyle Scott

Published: Jul 15th, 2013 · 4:37 PM EDT

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At approximately 12:35 p.m. on Thursday, July 11, the life of KITMIACRS – better known as kyle is the meat in a carter/richards sandwich – was turned upside down. Everything he thought he knew, all the anonymity he thought his penis-laden handles afforded him… gone, shattered. My post outing him as a super troll who commented from Merck in Woodbridge, New Jersey sent a ripple effect through his world (of Warcraft) that has left him shaken to the core.

KITMIACRS has not commented since that post, at least not from his usual IP address.

His last comment came just moments before tragedy struck, at 12:25 p.m. And it’s almost as if he knew a storm was coming. In typical troll fashion, he commented annoyingly and successively at 12:23, 12:24 and 12:25. In total, KITMIACRS commented nine times on July 11, his favorite day of the year (it’s a Big Gulp thing). These are his final comments, the black box squawkings of an online loser. In order:

9:13 a.m.

are you a jilted lover or something?

9:34 a.m.

Same here…odd

9:54 a.m. 

Dan Quinn got you that fired up?

10:16 a.m.

Can i bring my own pool? And will Kyle be bringing flat brimmed hats and ill shirts?

11:04 a.m.

Is the BYOB tailgate still taking place in faggotville?

11:24 a.m.

Was that a mad libs of every lame insult? Good job, bro.

12:23 p.m.

English not your first language?

12:24 p.m.

Because i dont want to be around a bunch of bros in flat brimmed hats and ill shirts? Also, a BYO tailgate.

 

And then… a panicked transmission mere moments before impact.

That final comment is after the jump. What you are about to read is… disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.

12:25 p.m.

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Never forget.