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pic via (@HaughNasty)

The kids are back in school, and that can only mean one thing: WHITE GIRL WEDNESDAY AT THE DRAUGHT HORSE FOR TEMPLE STUDENTS!!!(!!).

AND EVAN TURNER!!!

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Last night, The Kid ET, as he calls himself on Twitter, the platform on which he blocked yours truly, was out in force at WGW. No sign off his smoke monster girlfriend (who once insisted to me that the love shared by her and Evan is of the true variety), but we’re certainly not implying anything. White girls be Wednesdaying, and that’s something that can’t be missed.

But we would like to call attention to ET’s hat of choice, worn perhaps to show solidarity with one Mr. Michael Richards, painted with the colors of the biggest of big rivals, the Dallas Cowboys:

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Ew. Gross.

White Girl Wednesday, at the Draught Horse on Temple’s Campus, is favorite of Turner’s. He’s been spotted there several. times. before. Though this is the first with the Cowboys hat, which I suppose is better than this monstrosity.