Get your tasers (and cameras) ready:
Well now you HAVE to do it.
UPDATE:
UPDATE 2: Police have approached the to-be runner, Austin, and an officer is currently standing in the aisle:
UPDATE 3:
UPDATE 4:
Cops:
UPDATE 5:
All their friends hate me because somehow it was my fault that their idiot friend asked for 200 RTs and tweeted (and later deleted) a picture of his seat location:
Hearts and minds.