Ashley Papelbon Corrects Howard Eskin… and Her Husband Won’t Attend Phillies Phestival Tonight

Photo: MLB Fan Cave
Photo: MLB Fan Cave

The Jonathan Papelbon era continues to progress nicely.

In response to Howard Eskin’s claim that Papelbon was unavailable to pitch against the Mets last Sunday because he was, for lack of a better description, hungover, Papelbon’s wife, Ashley, took to Twitter because 2014:

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It’s hard to tell what Eskin meant by that last Tweet, but I think he may have been trying to gloss over the fact that he might’ve been wrong (again) by downplaying the importance of his report. And as I pointed out last week, Ashley and her daughter were in NY with Jacoby Ellsbury’s wife, making a late night for Papelbon at least somewhat more unlikely. Whatever the case, Papelbon didn’t pitch last Sunday and the Phils lost and now we’re all over it.

On a somewhat related note, a tipster emailed me today and said that Papelbon won’t attend the Phillies Phestival tonight due to a “family commitment” and that big-ticket names (…) Jonathan Pettitbone and Jesse Biddle will fill in for him. A Tweet from Frank over at Philliedelphia says the same thing.

Maybe Paps participated in a ring toss this afternoon and is too worn out to sign some ‘graphs?

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33 Responses

  1. hey, anything exciting going on this week?

    maybe the draft lottery will be executed by KAClE shooting the methaporical ping pong balls out of her hoo-ha!

  2. I was not downplaying the importance in my last tweet you knucklehead. If you read her last tweet she infers this type of reporting gets me through the day. My point was that these reports take up maybe 10 minutes of my day while the other 23 hours 50 minutes I’m busy being Jesus

  3. I’m still sitting here in disbelief that someone married that asshole. Maybe we can solve multiple problems at once – does k@c!e know he’s rich?

    1. Nothing shocks me with him anymore. He is a piece of shit, liberal, righteous, know it all who thinks he has the social class to tell everybody what is right and wrong.

      We all understand what Riley Cooper and Donald Sterling did is wrong. We don’t need him bending us over and fucking us with his smug, ego-boosting tort.

      He needs to stop being a dick, and report on Philly sports. It’s all we ask of the shits on the radio.

      1. But I have a law degree and am therefore better than you . I think you need to look at what is causing you to feel that way

        1. Because with sports he can’t take the moral high ground unless there is a societal issue at large i.e. riley cooper. Just loves the “white knight coming to save the black man who can’t take care of himself attitude” worst kind of racist.

  4. What a pile of shit Howard Eskin is. If he ever spoke to my wife in that manner, they’d never find his body. Fortunately, since he’s so irrelevant, it’s sort’ve that way now anyway.

  5. I love how dismissive Chip Kelly is of Eskin. He has no regard for the little turd.

  6. Do you guys think Kyle will actually post about the LeSean McCoy interview, saying he is better then Peterson and giving reasons why he is #1 running back in the league right now?

    1. And by “post” I mean copy and paste excerpts from espn.com and copy the video into the story. Over/under on his own words typed out?

  7. Kyle is a pussy ass queer. The fox traffic reporter is a cum guzzling queen and has huge t..eeeff

  8. Almost a year removed from the Riley Cooper situation and no news to report on Sterling. So what? You think I won’t find a way to work race into my show? Today’s topic: why all white guys are shitty basketball players. If you don’t agree with me and are offended by this, look within bro. It’s impossible for anyone to be racist against white people.

  9. Can we just banish Eskin and the Papelbons from the area. Maybe Howard would have to downsize and be forced to sell me at a yard sale.

  10. What would be more awesome than Papelbon throwing a fastball through Eskin’s face? Maybe Aroldis Chapman doing it for him?

  11. OKAY MISTER THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. IF YOU DON’T MAKE THEM STOP I’M GOING TO IGNORE YOU NEXT TIME YOU COME NEAR ME. THEN I’M GONNA TELL ALL MY CHICKENHEADED FRIENDS THAT YOU HAVE A SMALL PARVEEN.

      1. That’s unpossible. She runs this shit. She said so herself. Besides she could gore Kyle with those tusks she calls t33th.

  12. Guys this is crazy. I don’t post about you ppl because I don’t know who you are. You are all awful people who waste their time trashing someone you don’t even know.

    I never asked kyle to delete any comments. Just stop.

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