Katie Nolan and her heart-shaped mouth recorded their spot for FOX Sports 1 yesterday. It’s been posted on Nolan’s YouTube account, because undoubtedly more people will see it there than on FOX Sports 1, which means this whole Embiid Twitter thing has gone national and there’s an actual chance that Joel Embiid will sit the bench this year while side-piecing RIHANNA and presumably tweeting about it the whole damn time, which, let’s be honest, will be, like, a minute (literal and figurative).
I’ve rooted for many things as a blogger, but this one may be at the top of the list. Bored Sixers draft pick with active Twitter fingers has an illicit steam-fest with the her-own-crotch-obsessed Rihanna, who’s actually using the rookie to get to Mychal Kendricks across the street, all with the specter of Chris Brown lurking in the background to beat the shit out of all three of them????? OH MY GOD YES AND PLEASE, SIRS. I am on Team Joel here. And so is Nolan. In fact, Nolan and I are co-captains. Friends, even. We’re in this together. Me and Katie, and Joel and Ri-Ri… and Chris and Mychal. Hashtag Johanna.
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who’s Katie Nolan?
Embiid needs to throw everyone off their game and start tweeting about how he wants to bang Oprah.
This dude better be able to play or his twitter stalking famous chicks and trying to recruit LeBron won’t be so adorable anymore.
Imagine how bad Rihanna’s hand smells in that pic where she’s touching her pussy?
She looks 2 knuckles deep with 2 fingers in.
You really don’t want Embiid banging Rhianna. It’s awful tough to play basketball when your dick is dripping molten lava.
why does everyone pretend rhianna is hot?
Who the F is this bitch? Why is she getting paid to report on twitter? What if life?