And Now, What It's like to Converse with Michael Del Zotto

At this point Michael Del Zotto is sort of a Tinder all-star. His bare-bones, no frills, take no prisoners (but happily use the handcuffs anyway) approach is winning hearts and loins of the tri-state area. Or it’s not. Who knows? We’ve heard about his attempts with Lisa Ann, seen his Instagram overtures, and now, reader S gives us a glimpse of what she says is a Tinder Facebook convo with Del Zotto:

Just found it funny that new athletes in the city think this will work.  This is why tinder and online dating are just bad news.

Surely he couldn’t have been serious. But he was serious and don’t call him Shirley.

You got to respect the straightfoward approach. DZ’s secret is out of the bag. At this point he’s got nothing to lose. He’s either DM-ing a freak like him or he’s not. There will be no middle ground. So skipping the pleasantries and getting down to brass tacks seems like a good strategy.

UPDATE: Apparently that’s a screenshot from the new Facebook Messenger app I refuse to download, not Tinder.