While Jonathan Papelbon is apparently impossible for Ruben Amaro to move, he is not impossible for Jonathan Papelbon to move. And no, that didn’t really make sense.
Papelbon has put his Rittenhouse condo up for sale for a cool $6.9 million, which probably gave Paps a nice big laugh. The condo, at 1706 Rittenhouse Sq. (home to the unofficial Phillies dorms), features four bedrooms, 3.5 baths, over 4,000 sq. ft., and a balcony out on the 15th floor. Additionally, as pointed out by reader Bob, it seems to have a Fenway themed guest room:
There’s also “an automated parking system that allows residents to swipe a fob on the way down and have their car waiting when they get to the lobby,” which is a nicer anything than I will ever experience. More pictures (and the fuel for your hate-filled daydreams) can be found here.
[Editor’s note: Good post by Jim here, but this is where veteran experience comes into play. That Fenway-themed room is actually a carry-over from Papelbon’s old Boston condo. And that car elevator thing? Been there— in the comments. My knowledge is useless.]