Chip Kelly Is at the National Championship, Was on ESPN, and Will Roam Oregon’s Sideline Tonight

Not gonna lie, this is sort of like watching your girlfriend go to a previously scheduled wedding with her ex. I mean, yeah, you know they’re not going to hook up… unless of course the mood is right for them to spontaneously rekindle their flame with loud, passionate sex. DON’T HAVE LOUD, PASSIONATE SEX WITH COLLEGE, CHIP! Just because you’re not the official Chip of the NFL doesn’t mean the Super Bowl wouldn’t be much, much more fun.

Anyway, isn’t Les Bowen scheduled to make a really bad joke about Chip and Oregon right about now?