Before I go any further, I NEED to know what is happening here. NEED to know who that is. Is that a colleague? A friend? The world’s hottest baseball scout?! Are we looking at a Big Balls Chip situation here?!?! I give you this solemn promise: I won’t stop until I find out.
Where’s Chip Kelly expert Mark Saltveit? He usually eats these goddamn things.
