Byron Maxwell Continues To Screw Us

Kyle Scott | March 9, 2016

This is wholly unbelievable.

Les Bowen is reporting that the reason for the holdup in the Eagles’ trade with the Dolphins is just the pesky little fact that the centerpiece of the deal, human slice of overdone toast Byron Maxwell, who sprained his SC joint and missed two games at the end of the season with what he described to be a minor injury, CAN’T DO PUSHUPS (!!!):

Of course, that didn’t stop Maxwell from tweeting a series of Emoji announcing his trip to Miami or from updating his Twitter:

First time he has been a step ahead of anything… and it might not even matter.