Everyman Jason Kelce is playing cornhole on the beach, just like you:

Here’s the thing about Kelce: He’s the quintessential Everyman. He’s got a body that you don’t have, but you think you do. He can kinda carry a tune, like you think you can. He wears that hat you have, but never wear. He’s the you that you think you are, but better. Barwin’s got abs and social activism. Kelce’s got beach games and a pretty chill demeanor. He is us, we are him… just lesser versions.

Carson Wentz could learn a thing or two from his center.