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Holy shit, I knew the Z connection was strong, but had no idea that Wentz was so unabashedly in love with Ertz as a target. I mean, it’s hard not to be when your other options are Handless Harry and Derpface McDroppedit. When in doubt, just get the ball to Ertz. Jeez– not even trying to hide his affection. Throw Mike Trout into the gang and you have the whitest trio of friends since Jeff Carter befriended guys with torn jeans.
I really want to know what happened at Wentz’s house later. Did Trout go? Did they scheme ways to get him out of his contract with the Angels? Were a whole herd of bucks killed for daring to step hooves on Carson’s property? I NEED to know what these guys do in their spare time, and now I sort of can’t wait until D-Jac gets throw into the buddy comedy’s sequel– Z Squared: Ya Boi Returns.
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Great story. Compelling, and rich.
Angelo had a midget on today trying to eat a gallon of sauerkraut. The little guy heaved it all over the place. Now that was hilarious radio!!!
CB should be celebrating Cataldi! He’s been the voice of the Philly fan for 25 years. He brought us Wing Bowl, booed McNabb or was it the pick, winners & weasels, had foresight to put Rheewa on the air to name a few accomplishments.
A big fat guy just dropped a duece on my face.
Can someone refresh me on the Sheena comments that were deleted?
Does anyone know who that dude is that is always hanging around Tony Bruno? Seems kinda weird that he is always with Tony and his girl.
My ratings in Houston suck! I need a job!
That was impressive how Ertz beat the Cowboys 3rd string linebacker for the 2nd Touchdown
Kyle, stop trying to make #Trentz happen, it’s not going to happen.
All right, ease up with all the fuckin’ gay shit, will ya? You wonder what went on in the house because you wanted to rub helmets with them and then some! If you lived in my time, I would have you whacked!
You know what’s awesome about Wentz? His 2nd to last yards/attempt and his 18th ranked completion % (62.4) that translated to the 25th ranked Passer Rating. But yeah the eagles DEFINITELY have their franchise QB for the next 10 years.
+1
You know what’s awesome about you? nothing
Thank you ! You get it. Howie needs to get desean Jackson back to help him when he throws the ducks
Yep. And he’s definitely not going to get any better. Those numbers are already his ceiling. Who’s ever heard of a rookie QB improving after his first season?
I didn’t say he wouldn’t be a franchise QB. But all this talk of were good at QB, no worries. That’s stupid. I’m sorry but a #2 overall pick that you traded up for should’ve been better despite his surrounding cast. To just praise him for his good games and give every excuse in the book for his bad games makes no sense to me. His “good games” have the same talent around him as the bad ones
imagine drafting a QB at #1 overall who would throw 26 TDS & 28 INTs while averaging only 233 yards pergame with 56.7 completion rate, with at 3-13 record.
there’s no way that peyton manning guy could be a franchise QB for the next 10 years either!
Please dont compare Wentz to Manning. Manning was a Heisman finalist from a major program. I would say 99% of Eagles fans had no idea who Wentz was before last year’s draft. But now he’s some golden boy. Again not saying he won’t pan out but the over the top praise for him is ridiculous
based off your logic though, a QB with those numbers might not be a franchise QB for the next 10 years? lot of heisman finalists from major programs have done much worse in the first season too… here’s the thing, you have an issue with the people making him out to be this golden boy. you’re just as bad with trying so hard to make him not what people think he is. does this effect your life that much that you have to denounce anything Wentz related? if so, that’s pathetic.
Haha I’m not denouncing anything. All I’m saying is that I’m not 100% sold yet on the QB based off of one mediocre year. And since I’ve only seen 1 Super Bowl appearance in my lifetime, I don’t think it’s unfair to be a little skeptical of what this organization has done, including drafting a QB, that teams like the Rams and Browns passed on.
Carson hits me in stride but I still decide to slide while catching it, No YAC for the Ertz man!
or, I run 80 yards after a 3 yard catch and some gibrone isn’t lined up correctly…..
Carson Wentz is not a franchise qb, he throws off his back foot nonstop . He needs a wr like desean Jackson
Well, I did it again: disappeared when the games mattered most and then came roaring back with another huge December/January once the games became meaningless. Man, I’m getting good at this! I can’t wait for all the offseason talk about how I’m ready to take the “next step” and become an elite NFL TE.
not that I am the biggest Ertz fan, but he had the 5th highest total receiving yards amongst all TE in 2016. FIFTH! Out of 32 (not counting how many teams run two TE sets). Like what more can the guy do? Oh right, he sidestepped a block, so yeah, let’s rip the guy all year and get rid of him because he’s “not a philly guy”…..IDIOTS
No one can hate on their own players like Eagles fans
Zac always Pat’s his stats the last 3 games of the season . I’d like to thank him for winning my fantasy championship, thank you zac,..
I will be getting myself to a hooker with the winnings
What more can he do? How about having a few more big games when the team is still in contention instead of just padding his overall numbers with garbage stats so idiots like you can say “derrr he’s fifth in receiving yards at the end of the season so he must be awesome!!!”
Also scoring more than 4 touchdowns in a season wouldn’t hurt either. We’re all still waiting for that to happen. He had 2 the entire season before that meaningless game against Cowboys backups.
Also, he had the fifth most targets among TE’s this year, so the fact that he finished fifth in yards isn’t really that impressive. For comparison, Travis Kelce had 11 more targets than Ertz and finished the season with just 7 more catches, but he outgained Ertz by 300+ yards.
EAGLES should have drafted kelce’s brother over this stiff ertz
John Travolta reprises his roll as an FBI agent who get’s the face of Molly Sullivan in order to stop an act of terrorism.
Zach Ertz Mr. December and nothing else