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Carson Wentz Was Mic’d Up and #Trentz Loves Ertz
By Kyle Scott
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It looks like you have to watch the video here because the NFL is stupid.
Holy shit, I knew the Z connection was strong, but had no idea that Wentz was so unabashedly in love with Ertz as a target. I mean, it’s hard not to be when your other options are Handless Harry and Derpface McDroppedit. When in doubt, just get the ball to Ertz. Jeez– not even trying to hide his affection. Throw Mike Trout into the gang and you have the whitest trio of friends since Jeff Carter befriended guys with torn jeans.
I really want to know what happened at Wentz’s house later. Did Trout go? Did they scheme ways to get him out of his contract with the Angels? Were a whole herd of bucks killed for daring to step hooves on Carson’s property? I NEED to know what these guys do in their spare time, and now I sort of can’t wait until D-Jac gets throw into the buddy comedy’s sequel– Z Squared: Ya Boi Returns.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.