Carson Wentz Was Mic'd Up and #Trentz Loves Ertz
It looks like you have to watch the video here because the NFL is stupid.
Holy shit, I knew the Z connection was strong, but had no idea that Wentz was so unabashedly in love with Ertz as a target. I mean, it’s hard not to be when your other options are Handless Harry and Derpface McDroppedit. When in doubt, just get the ball to Ertz. Jeez– not even trying to hide his affection. Throw Mike Trout into the gang and you have the whitest trio of friends since Jeff Carter befriended guys with torn jeans.
I really want to know what happened at Wentz’s house later. Did Trout go? Did they scheme ways to get him out of his contract with the Angels? Were a whole herd of bucks killed for daring to step hooves on Carson’s property? I NEED to know what these guys do in their spare time, and now I sort of can’t wait until D-Jac gets throw into the buddy comedy’s sequel– Z Squared: Ya Boi Returns.