Here’s the New Food at CBP This Year

Last year, Citizen’s Bank Park expanded their food offerings with Chick-Fil-A, Federal Donut’s fantastic Chicken Sandwich, and a couple of fancy Andrew Zimmern-designed options at Harry the K’s. This year’s Aramark additions look great (with one exception) but seem to fall behind some of the other parks the company runs.

Here’s what’s new at CBP this year:

Italian Roast Pork Stak – Boardwalk fries topped with in-house roast pork, sharp Provolone cheese sauce, cherry pepper aioli and chopped roasted long hots

This is for “sharing” but hell no you can’t have any:

Italian Roast Pork Stak 2 - CBP

Jersey Shore Dog – All beef hot dog, topped with pork roll and finished with a drizzle of American cheese sauce

The topped dogs are consistently some of the best options at Citizens Bank Park, as evidenced by the fact that the South Philly Dog got its own Topp’s playing card this year:

topps

Harry The K’s Pastrami Sausage – House cured pastrami sausage, with hickory smoked bacon red cabbage, topped with Tarragon mustard

This one looks…well…kinda like poo:

Farmer’s Market Grain BowlToasted red quinoa, brown rice, sweet peppers, cucumbers, radish, baby herbs, honey balsamic vinaigrette

Sure.

Elsewhere around the Majors, Aramark has rolled out a SPAM grilled cheese sandwich (Houston), a Lobster Poutine Stak – Steak fries covered with fresh lobster meat, cheese curds, bisque and chives – at Fenway, and what they’ve decided to call a New York Cheesesteak at Citi Field (Shaved ribeye with caramelized onions & sweet cherry peppers, choice of homemade cheddar whiz, picante provolone or classic American, served on a locally baked baguette) which should be considered an act of war.

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47 Responses

    1. I forgot.
      I’m, meeting Tommy and Petey for a 3some later.
      Anyone else want to join it, bring your own wrapper and harnesses!

    2. Hey Jody Mac – next time you bust a nut on me, keep it out of my hair. Dirtball.

    3. About 5 years ago I took a gigantic poop on St Patrick’s day and it was dull green color. I hope it happens tomorrow.

  1. When we asked for something other than Sixers posts, this isn’t what we were talking about.

  2. Shitty looking food for an ugly and fat shitty looking fan base that roots for an inferior shitty baseball team.

  3. all of those dishes look like someone puked in or on them. god damn what is the green shit on that south philly dog?

    1. It is the cum from the Eagles fans that bleed green for their crappy team

  4. What the fuck is that first picture?
    Are those the ‘Peter North’ fries?
    Looks like someone with a kidney and prostate problem jerked off on them.
    WTF?
    I hoped they increased the number of bathrooms at the Bank.
    What they got now can’t handle this ‘shit’ (pun intended!).

    I’m sure CB ‘worker bees’ would love limp jerkoff frys.
    Except maybe Leslie Gudel, she’s to classy and smart for this shitty ballpark food.

    1. TBF, a commentless thread on new ballpark food would be even more pointless than her usual Klausneresque screeds.

    2. People like you deserve nothing but the worst possible outcome in life and I hope you achieve it. If only your mother had “queefed” you the world and this website would both be a better place.

  5. Holy shit, there are some crazy-ass looking colored fellas in the tournament. The high-yellow with freckles and red hair on Middle Tennessee
    State is my fave.

  6. I DON’T WATCH BASEBALL BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE MEXISPICS. IT IS A P USSY GAME FOR Q UEERS

  7. Ms. Gudel better get to work on this site. Bitc& owes my clients and their rotting corpses a ton of cash. Aren’t the Phillies her beat?

  8. Mostly crap boring games. One and done has ruined college basketball. Favorites and dogs are going to end up at 8-8 for today depending whether the last game is a cover or not. By the way unless a top 4 team in a bracket is beat it’s not an upset. Those morons on the networks try to convince you that an 9 beating an 8 is an upset. Those fools don’t even know who is favored in a game.

    1. Weakest 1st rd in years with all the chalk winning . I’m thinking vegas took a beaten

      1. Yeah because the 1st day always decides how the rest of the tournament unfolds. You can tell the Stepfords who only watch college basketball because of their office pool a mile away.

  9. Italian Roast Pork Stak looks like what came out when Angelo passed his kidney stones

  10. glad to see the comment game has stepped up a bit…..good stuff here…especially…

    Yeah because the 1st day always decides how the rest of the tournament unfolds. You can tell the Stepfords who only watch college basketball because of their office pool a mile away.

    Jim stuck a flute in my pussy. My name is Kyle Scott

    I DON’T WATCH BASEBALL BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE MEXISPICS. IT IS A P USSY GAME FOR Q UEERS

    What the fuck is that first picture?
    Are those the ‘Peter North’ fries?

    Shitty looking food for an ugly and fat shitty looking fan base that roots for an inferior shitty baseball team.

  11. Roast pork/sharp/broc rabe with long hots on the side > cheesesteak or any other sandwich for that matter

  12. Your schlepping of “trust the process” shirts is funnier now than it was 2 months ago.

  13. Looks like a bunch of slop. The question is: which is the bigger pile of garbage – the off-field food or the on-field baseball?

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