What’s Lenny Dykstra up to these days?

He’s laying low and staying out of trouble:

Hey listen, good for Nails. He’s kept it relatively clean and behaved himself since 2018, when he was arrested for reportedly threatening to kill an Uber driver. Ultimately those charges were dropped after Lenny pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and paid a $125 fine.

In recent years we’ve seen glimpses of a softer Nails. Perhaps that was exemplified when he offered a message of kindness and love to the “Angry Bagel Guy,” who went on an expletive-filled rant in a Long Island Bagel Boss store. I guess the Bagel Guy didn’t accept that message, though, because he ended up agreeing to fight Lenny in a celebrity boxing match that never took place.

In other public moments, Lenny lost his dentures at a Jersey Mike’s sub shop and had to go diving through the dumpster to find them. He also got into some arguments here and there, like that time he sparred with Angelo Cataldi and Ray Didinger on the WIP morning show.

But he has not broken any laws dating back to May of 2018, and if you’re gonna turn over a new leaf then you have to start somewhere, right?

Congratulations to Nails on going three years without an arrest.