I was looking through the Eagles Radiothon auction items wondering how I was going to make $5k in six days so I could hang out with Dom DiSandro for two hours when I stumbled upon “A Kelce Christmas Experience”. The item description includes:

– You and up to five (5) family members will take a holiday photo with #62 C Jason Kelce in a Philadelphia Eagles studio at the NovaCare Complex

– “A Philly Special Christmas” 2023 album autographed by #62 C Jason Kelce

– Tour of the NovaCare Complex for you and up to five (5) family members

– Digital photos of the experience provided

– “A Philly Special Christmas” 2022 album display autographed by #62 C Jason Kelce, #68 OT Jordan Mailata, and #65 OT Lane Johnson

“A Philly Special Christmas” 2023 album you say? The gang is getting back together!

Digging a little further you can see they were together recording in May:

 

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I mean this is a no brainer. You release a #1 album and the people are going to want more! It was a bloodbath when they released it last year. The presale sold out in three minutes. Not even Taylor Swift’s presale sold out in three minutes. They raised over $100k for charity. Assholes were reselling the albums for $5,000 on eBay.

All I ask for this sequel is some Dominick the Donkey. That pussy Rudolph gets all the credit, but without Dominick Christmas would be ruined for the children of Italy. How can’t the reindeers land on the hills of Italy? They can fly for gods sake! I haven’t seen a worse Blitzen performance since Juan Castillo was the defensive coordinator.

Love this jackass: