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Ryan Howard Continues to Rest His Ankle at Dorney Park
By Kyle Scott
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All the white girls are checking out the Big Piece
That sprained ankle will be just fine, Ryan. Keep it wrapped and elevated, take Advil to reduce swelling, and trips to Dorney Park as needed.
Shane Victorino is busy urging kids not to text and drive while he's on the shelf. Chase Utley is feverishly getting himself back into game shape. And both have been in the dugout supporting the team. Howard and his badly sprained ankle? Movies, Best Buy, and strolling around Dorney Park.
The Big Piece spent the better part of Monday at Allentown's greatest amusement park.
That's like the normal person equivalent of calling out of work with carpel tunnel and being seen playing whack-a-mole at your nearest Dave and Buster's. Doesn't fly.
Our best comment comes from reader Steve Shaw, who said, "if there's no pain after 4-6 weeks, maybe we can get Howard into a rehab stint at Six Flags."
Truth.
Pics via (@bshure2) and (@ellietepper) on Twitter. One more after the jump.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.