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Jeff Francoeur Didn’t Sign Here! On to the Next One
By Kyle Scott
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"Sooo, what size are your shoes?"
But whom?
Jeff Francoeur ended our long two day national citywide nightmare. He signed with the Royals today. Yeah, that's going to end well.
So, now that the talented 26-year-old with a monster hose won't taint the Phils with his whining ways, they can look elsewhere, right?
What about Matt Diaz? You know, the guy who took down Redman and kills lefties? Oh, what's that Scoob, he went to the Pirates? Damn.
Jayso
Domonic Brown? He's tired and sluggish and might start the season in the minors?? Wha…
I know, I know – Ben Fran!
We're running out of options, folks.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.