Jeffrey Lurie Married a 39-Year-Old Vietnamese Woman This Weekend

Kyle Scott —  May 6, 2013 — 68 Comments

Oh you slick devil. Finalize a divorce with your overbearing wife in August and marry a younger Asian woman the following May. That is a billionaire power move if there ever was one.

From Philly.com:

Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie tied the knot this weekend with Tina Lai in small ceremony.

Lai, who was born in 1973, took over managing Vietnam Restaurant in 2008 from her brother, Benny Lai, but no longer works at the Chinatown staple.

“We’re very excited for Tina and Jeffrey,” said a rep for the family, who also owns Vietnam Cafe in West Philadelphia, adding that they would like to keep the matter personal. Lai is the youngest of eight siblings.

First off, you know we’re only months away from pan-fried noodles* at the Linc, right? Second: Ummmmm, are we supposed to believe that Lurie and Lai weren’t together before he divorced Christina? Philly blogger and gossiper Laura Goldman doesn’t think so:

I kind of respect Lurie more for this. I figured Christina left because Jeff was a wet blanket or she had some other dirt on him. The divorce and it’s announcement were too… odd. But no. Lurie just wanted to upgrade. Yeah, I’ll take a Pinot and start with the Nem Nuong and a side of your sister. That’s an Ed Snider move if there ever was one. See, but where Snider excels is not letting his love interests get involved with the business. He wouldn’t let his wife within 10 miles of Xfinity Live! or his seldom-used office at the Well. No way. But Christina Lurie is still a part of the Eagles. Sill around. Still part of the scene. I can’t wait for the first socialite photo of her Jeff and Tina acting like one big happy, court mandated, Bruce Willis-style family. Looking at you, HughE.

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*The food at Vietnam is very good. Go there.

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68 responses to Jeffrey Lurie Married a 39-Year-Old Vietnamese Woman This Weekend

  1. Does she like Kelly Green?

  2. Candy from the Oak May 6, 2013 at 9:54 am

    Jeff likes himself some slant

  3. Well, this post is exceptionally racist.

    • It’s Kyle Scott, did you expect any more or less? Site’s devolved into trash, guess it’s what you get when the “editor” is writing on the couch in his pajamas, wishing he had an ounce of the money and/or talent of the people he’s writing about.

      • Well, I married a 38 year old Vietnamese woman a year ago and am the happiest I have ever been and much happier than almost all of my friends. They come from a culture of kindness, calmness, class, strength and dignity. I’m guessing that the fake boobie porn stars that the posters on here seem to idolize are like that too?

  4. ME SO HORNY!

  5. Dr Stinkynuts May 6, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Think he had a wash table installed in his mansion? She probably soaps him up and scrubs his butthole after dinner every night.

  6. I’m sure she really loves him and his billions of dollars have nothing to do with it at all.

  7. You better approve my link Son or it’s no dinner for you!!! I’ll tell everybody about your little incident with the egg beater too…….

  8. Jean-Paul Jean-Paul May 6, 2013 at 10:12 am

    I hope he gets his nose bitten off Chris Farley in Dirty Work.

  9. 3 Finger Lenny May 6, 2013 at 10:14 am

    Me love you long time Jeff

  10. Ryan Howard sucks May 6, 2013 at 10:31 am

    Vietnamese restaurant owner? So I guess she doesn’t see anything wrong with Vick being on the roster.

  11. I would hold her purse in the mall if she asked me to.

    I bet she smells sooo good down thurrrr!

  12. That must of been one hell of a massage!

  13. Candy from the Oak May 6, 2013 at 10:58 am

    Heard he picked her up in 10 minute without a name or a telephone number

  14. ThePhillyFlash May 6, 2013 at 11:07 am

    Lord have mercy, the responses have really been off the wall. I don’t know whether to laugh or shake my head from despair. I shudder to imagine what would’ve been posted if Jeff married a sistah.

  15. Another white guy typecasting successful Asian women in terms of food and sex. THAT’s not old. Sounds like this post is about the author’s own hang-ups on Asian women than anything else.

    • Yes, food: she managed a popular restaurant, which just got some free advertising.

      • Kyle, please. This wasn’t a restaurant review. It was a racist sexist post which showed your own weird hang-ups – even as a young-ish person in a major urban city. It’s an embarrassment – as are your fan club comments.

    • The Asian Invasion May 6, 2013 at 12:11 pm

      Q: why are Asian women’s feet so small?
      A: So they can stand closer to the sink

    • Chest Rockwell May 6, 2013 at 1:21 pm

      speaking of food, why don’t you get off a man’s comments section, and carry your ass back to the kitchen and get to work!

    • She’s a successful goldigger that’s tru:)

  16. KyleScott … LoserBlogger May 6, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Kyle, you’re a low-brow, turd. And your juvenile humor, lame tag lines and gossip style obsession with everyone who makes more money than you is beyond pathetic.

    Now, off to find a real website that isn’t run by some self absorbed ginger blogger snapping stupid fucking photos of himself in the mirror thinking he’s AC Slater…

  17. Can’t believe she stooped so low, married a jew.

  18. treats his wife likes he does his team. kick em to the curb when they get old for some cheaper younger talent. touche

  19. Candy from the Oak May 6, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    On a serious note they do make some good hangover food. Kyle how’s the golf outing coming along?

  20. Jeff make good husband

  21. allrightythen May 6, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    She is in charge of trip flares and booby traps at Nova Care Complex.

  22. Hey Jeff, You got girlfriend, Vietnam.

  23. Way to go getting mentioned in Philly.com for allowing racist comments to run wild. But then I see the pan fried noodles comment and can see where it starts.

  24. espinaca verde May 7, 2013 at 9:49 am

    Tonight soup on menu:

    Cream of sum old hung gai.

  25. Anthony Nguyen May 7, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    You racist muthafuckers….tough muthafuckers behind the keyboard. post your address and picture of yourself and see wassup… be brave…stop hiding behind the keyboard. I am talking about all you fools who are commenting. She is a friend of mines and I don’t like that shit you all saying.

    • espinaca verde May 7, 2013 at 3:01 pm

      chew on this, slope head.

      • Anthony Nguyen May 7, 2013 at 3:05 pm

        LOL…only a fool like you would think you tough by saying that….its funny to hear you be racist with a Latin name. I could be like you and try to be racist shit like you but your simple mind probably wouldn’t comprehend what I was saying. What a shame your parents couldn’t raise you better. I don’t blame you for your ignorance…I blame the stupidity of your parents. You are a prime example of what happens to babies when their parents do drugs during pregnancy.

        • espinaca verde May 7, 2013 at 3:28 pm

          Now now anthony. That’s no way to be so insulting. Just because I turned down your offer of sexual relations doesn’t mean you have to be so nasty. after all, consider the fact that you are an atomic fuck, with that teenie weenie egg roll, you suffer a lot of fall out. Give me a man any day, not some body that ejaculates ricecream.

  26. Anthony Nguyen May 7, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    You can’t even insult properly. I am glad you are showing how ignorant you are. Now you think you are insulting me buy calling me some kind of homosexual yet you reference a penis like you want some and you want a man, nothing wrong with that if thats the way you swing but if you gonna insult try to do it properly like a man. I sound like a childish kid who shouldn’t have access to the web but I am pretty sure you just an ignorant bastard and again, not your fault. It’s not your fault your mama’s dirty whore and pops a crack pipe addict. Drugs do that to a child when growing up. You can go back sucking on whatever you want suck on. You just a waste of human flesh and even God can’t save.

    Anytime you man enough to show yourself and say what you have to say. You know what to do. Reply with an address and or pic and speak your mind fool. Be a man and not a bitch.

    • You go Anthony Nguyen! Slam that ass Espinaca Verde, if that is the real name, down on the floor. Again, I agreed with you that this SOB is a waste of God creation. If he ever show himself I am down with you to hunt him and get rid of him from the face of this earth.

      • Lucious Lady Zanoria May 8, 2013 at 4:11 pm

        FYI, I happen to be a woman, that is female to you in case you don’t know the difference .You should like passive aggressive pole smokers or butt pirates who act big on the internet.
        as far you slope head, you are from viet nam as you say you are. For that reason I will never consider you an American citizen no matter what kind of passports or papers or documents you may have. Viet Cong, go home.

      • Lucious Lady Zanoria May 8, 2013 at 4:14 pm

        don’t be so tough and insulting you childish fairy.

    • Lucious Lady Zanoria May 8, 2013 at 4:15 pm

      get on your water buffalo and get out of the rice paddy and go back home. We don’t need gook viet congers in america.

  27. Lucious Lady Zanoria May 8, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    sorry, I meant “you sound like a passive agresive pole smoker……..

  28. Tina’s brother and I are buddies since our days at the police academy. These disgusting racist comments just shows the world how many lowlifes we have here in Philly. No jealous trashy good-for-nothing scum can take away a couple of facts. Jeffrey Lurie is a self-made billionaire who happens to have a pHD and is the most successful owner in Eagles history. Tina happens to be beautiful and successful. it is sad how crummy some lives are they only feel good about themselves when trashing others.

  29. Viet Congers? lol I’m.a little late to the party but since Tina happens to be my son’s Aunt I’m a little smitten with the parade of Dumbasses with the IQ of lettuce posting LAME antiquated racist slurs.

    Like “Go back to your country”? LMAO How 1970′s.

    Never mind the fact, everyone on here is infact an immigrant.

  30. Testing 1, 2, 3……great a jew and a…I think Chinese Vietnamese…she looks like a girl I know from the bay area….literally born on a boat (her dad was a fisherman).

    • espinaca verde June 11, 2013 at 4:44 am

      that’s all the more reason they use fish sauce for a lubricant when screwing. every time she goes to 9 street market and sees bananas she starts whooping like that female ape in Planet of the Apes. What can I say? after they bred the tails off them the vietnamese think they are so hip because they can walk upright. back to the lice paddies.

  31. Meanwhile, your broke ass is on a website spewing racist jokes that aren’t remotely entertaining much less funny. Epic fail. Ya Douche.

    Verde, you are about as Witty and intelligent as a used tampon. At least Google a couple of Asian jokes..whats the point of raping your neighbors free wifi if you’re not going to put it to goof use? LOL

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  34. Wow, this whole thread is a pile of stinking racist, trailer trash garbage. Even by Philadelphia standards, the town that stuffs melted velveeta in its fat ass and calls it cheese.

    Yuck.

  35. Hope their marriage will be better than what Wendi Deng and Rupert Murdoch had…wish some women would love themselves and not sell their self worth…

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  37. God Bless this union of a man and his vietnamese woman.
    Vietnamese, Thai and Filipino women are beautiful and they all take care of their husbands and their families.
    I hope them all the hapiness in the world.
    I am glad that he has the monies to help her. Wishing I had a better finaicial life to bring the lady i know from the Philippines into my life here in USA.

  38. Feel bad for the wife. Obviously divorce the wife for this woman. What a douche.

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