Voila_Capture953Former Phillies and Flyers beat writer Randy Miller, our douchebag media member of the year for 2013, who is covering the Devils for NJ.com after a stint covering the AFL in China, is reporting that Bill Conlin, who allegedly touched, fondled and penetrated little children, is dead. Go ahead, Randy:

Was in Clearwater when dying today? There’s unique phrasing.

Please join me in this emotional outpouring of support:           . Thank you.