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And they don’t even sell beer here yet.

Yesterday morning, a woman strolled right on into a South Jersey Wawa, presumably super excited for Hoagiefest, completely naked. According to NBC10, in full right-place, right-time mode, “the incident happened around 6 a.m. at the store along U. S. 130 in Delran. NBC10 cameras covering Delran native Carli Lloyd’s Women’s World Cup hat-trick accidentally captured the unidentified women — with no clothing at all — walk into the Wawa.”

Store employees say the woman made no purchase, which isn’t too odd. I do that all the time. Sometimes you just need the ATM. But where was the card?