Last year’s Philly Sports Roast was a classy affair (or something like that) at the Crystal Tea Room where Joe Conklin, cohorts and Kevin Matuszak roasted Terrell Owens. This year’s second edition of the roast is decidedly more down and dirty, as Conklin, Al Morganti, Joe Matarese, Rhea Hughes, Leslie Gudel, Stu Bykofsky, Big Daddy Graham, and more will roast mortal enemies Mitch Williams and Lenny Dykstra at the Electric Factory. Williams doesn’t like Dykstra, Dykstra doesn’t like Williams, and they’ll both get the chance to take digs at each other.
Tickets are available now, and we’d like to put a prop bet on which will be mentioned more: steroids or Joe Carter. We’ll take steroids.
[Editor’s note: Someone’s got to work in an Alex Jones joke, right?]