Jay Gruden Played His OTAs Card on DeSean
Hey, since we’re making fun of Cowboys and Giants fans today, why not include Washington’s football team? Not the fans, just the team.
You may recall that, for the last two seasons, DeSean Jaccson has missed OTAs. Optional, yes, but only really in the way that brushing your teeth after eating clams in white sauce is optional– sure, you don’t have to do it, but everyone around you will probably hate you if you skip out.
I think Jay Gruden hates DeSean.
Speaking to reporters yesterday after DeSean criticized his coach and quarterback (Kurt Cousins?) by saying he couldn’t call the plays or throw the ball to himself, Gruden, who is inexplicably still a head coach in this league, reminded everyone that, yeah, D-Jac is sort of a piece of shit teammate:
“We respect DeSean a lot and what he brings to this football team. The problem is DeSean wasn’t here in OTAs and he missed a lot of training camp and he missed the first eight games. So to have the cohesiveness with the quarterback coming right out of the shoot would probably be a little bit wishful thinking.”
So, to recap: They hate Nick Foles in St. Louis, LeSean McCoy has been hurt off and on all season and has rushed for over 100 yards only once, and DeSean’s coach feels the need to remind people that his star wide receiver skipped practice six months ago. Oh Chip is looking fiiiiine.