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Shout-Out to John Clark for Finding Cousin Bern

Kyle Scott

By Kyle Scott

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This is why John Clark is the best– airport stalking, spring training photosshout-outs to cousin Bern!

How long until Cousin Bern (at some point between the last paragraph and this one, Bern’s people requested that Cousin be capitalized) has his own apparel line and rap album? Two weeks? Tomorrow? ALREADY AT MODELL’S THIS MORNING?! He’s gotta get on that ish.

But yeah, tune into NBC 10 tonight, where you can see Cousin Bern, Tyrone Garland’s mom… and hear about THE STORM OF THE CENTURY, WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE AND WE TOTALLY DON'T OVERHYPE STORMS!

Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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