Flyers

Please Welcome Flyers Prospect Sam Morin to Twitter, Oh and to Tinder, Too

By Kyle Scott

Published: Nov 7th, 2014 · 4:19 PM EST

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Flyers prospect defenseman Samuel Morin, who recently had his face broken, is now on Twitter (@sammorin55) and, like most of his young Flyers brethren, Tinder:

 

Love how Morin gets right down to brass tacks. I play hockey. Let’s bump.— is what his profile amounts to. And that’s cool. He’s a good-looking guy (maybe less so now than before but still a good-looking guy!) and plays professional hockey. All the cards are on the table, and you have to respect that. Of course, his tactics are decidedly different (and less subtle) than those of his peers. As we know, Michael Del Zotto goes for the red-carpet-but-also-open-to-texting-porn-stars-at-2am angle, while Jason Akeson is more of a I-know-Claude-Giroux-and-visit-sick-children kind of guy whom you might want to bring home to mom even though he’ll probably stalk you once you let him that close. And then there’s the decidedly cultured flavor of Domonic Brown’s picture with Luke Bryan and Michael Raffl’s European hair and swimsuit. Of course, none are as awesome as Jason Kelce’s bare-chested everyman approach. Swipe right! Swipe right!

I just realized writing this that my Plenty of Fish profile circa 2009 still exists on the interwebs, and no, I don’t think you’ll be able to find it.

H/T to anonymous tipster who just bathes in her pro athlete matches