No One Told Doug Pederson That Kenny Chesney Concerts Are Off-Limits

Bold. Fucking bold.

You know what? This actually makes me gain a little more respect for Doug Pederson (is he wearing an Apple Watch?)– just confronting the source of a franchise black eye head-on. PLAY BOYS OF FALL, BABY! I’LL JUMP THIS PARTITION AND FIGHT EVERY… hey, Doug, no. Enough. Just enjoy the music.

Side note: My favorite part of the Riley Cooper incident was that later that night he was on-stage with Chip Kelly, acting a drunken fool. If only they knew that night would in many ways come to define the Chip Kelly era:

That’s a lost subplot in the saga.

Side note 2: Chesney is an idiot:

And this post has sufficiently been brought full-circle. Shut it down.