The Eagles Don't See a Need for Lane Johnson Anymore
You don’t think the Eagles, after that vicious statement, are trying to separate themselves from big, dumb galoot Lane Johnson? Today, Johnson is being removed from the Eagles Eye Mobile, the truck that drives around town presumably spreading eyeballs(?). Johnson was featured on the back, but the Eagles are replacing him with… wait, what, Mychal Kendricks?
johnson on the bench for 10 games still providing more value than kendricks on the field
— Stephen J (@FollowThisSmell) October 14, 2016
Insert Kendricks can't cover the back of the mobile either joke….
— BirdBrain20 (@Vet736Linc132) October 14, 2016
@rich_hofmann Kendricks? Put me on there, we making the same tackles
— Philatalk (@philatalking) October 14, 2016
but, Kendricks? He is really really not good
— Kev (@RevKev_) October 14, 2016
I'm surprised kendricks could cover it
— Vince Arganetto (@Varganetto) October 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/Papalockratin/status/786942844762066945
Fun feature of the Kendricks decal– when the bus turns left, he goes right, flies off the side, gets twisted in the wind, and winds up face down in the storm drain while Theo Riddick goes paydirt. The Eye Mobile is very literal.
