Last chance to take advantage of our holiday sale. 15% off everything. No code needed. As for the clearance deals? Well, you emptied the stock over the weekend. For real, just destroyed everything. We had so many orders that my wife is going to spend the holidays fulfilling shirts and doing nothing else save for the occasional wave to our son. Tis the season… to pack every goddamn shirt in sight! I’m not even joking. This isn’t like a sales pitch. We’re selling a relatively insane amount of shirts. Two months ago, we decided to bring the shop business in-house and put my wife in charge of fulfillment. Now we’re teetering on the edge of divorce.* I’m not sure if this marriage can withstand one more conversation about the break point between First Class and Priority Mail. Want to find out?

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Shipping notes:

The weekend decimated available stock. Here’s a shirt by shirt breakdown of the shipping times (how long until a product ships) for everything. All items should arrive within 2-3 days of shipping, keeping in mind that we’re at the whim of the US Postal Service on that and delays can happen. As Christmas gets closer, we’ll offer expedited shipping.

Ugly Christmas Sweater— Obviously we want to get these to as many people as quickly as possible. If you ordered by sometime on Thursday (varies slightly depending on size), as part of the preorder, then yours should be going out the middle of this week. If you’ve ordered since then, we’re shooting for the end of this week or the weekend to get yours out. 5-7 days.

Trust The Process— We launched these shirts on Friday. We’re aiming to get them in by the end of the week and begin shipping. 7-10 days.

For The Championship— If you ordered by around Friday (varies slightly depending on size), as part of the preorder, then yours should be going out the middle to end of this week. If you’ve ordered since then, we’re shooting for the end of this week or weekend to get yours out. 7-10 days.

Bang— Depending on size, yours may have already went out or will ship by early next week. 7-10 days.

Carson City— Currently in-stock and shipping. 1-2 days.

Dancing Ghost Bears— Currently in-stock and shipping, though we’re getting low so the timeframe may soon shift. 1-2 days.

Gostisbehere— Currently in-stock and shipping. 1-2 days.

Schwartz— Currently in-stock and shipping. 1-2 days.

V— Available sizes are currently in-stock and shipping. 1-2 days.

Wentzamania— Currently in-stock and shipping. 1-2 days.

All orders that include a backordered item will ship when all items arrive.

Keep in mind, even with the backorder on Process, Bang and For The Championship shirts, none are close to in danger of not arriving by Christmas. At worst, an order today will arrive by the end of next week. We are prioritizing Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts because obviously people want them to wear for holiday parties and such.

*We’re not actually teetering on the edge of divorce. Every time a bell rings, I remind her that we just made another sale and those Bruno Mars tickets she wants for next year just got 10 rows closer to the stage. By the end of the month, we may literally be chilling in Bruno’s dressing room… which might present a whole different marriage challenge for me. Alas.