Back in November, I wrote:
At what point do we know athletes are destined to wind up fighting Kato Kaelin on pay-per-view?
When they start appearing – consistently – on TMZ.
Enter Terrell Owens.
T.O. took one step closer to the ring today.
On Tuesday we spoke with a woman who showed us several photos of Owens she says were taken via video chat service Skype while he apparently masturbated in front of her. The woman, who is 27 and asked not to be identified, spent Tuesday trying to sell the photos to TMZ and other celebrity media outlets. The Daily News does not purchase such material.
During their first Skype encounter, the woman claims, Owens was already naked and erect when the video call began. She estimates watching Owens pleasure himself on 10 separate occasions during which she denies exposing herself or talking dirty.
She says Owens would "tell me things he wanted to do to me."
Child please. Not that I fancy myself a Skype masturbator (just don’t think the picture quality is there yet), but telling a girl you "want to do [her]” hardly qualifies as dirty talk, especially for a professoinal athlete (we'll have much more on this subject later today). How about, I want to jam my @#$@# into your @#$@#$ @#$# and then take it out and @#$@#$ all over your @#$@# until you @#$@#, and then when I’m done, I’ll $#%#$@##$ in @#$!@#$@$# before I @#$#@$!@ @#$@!#$@#$@#$@$@$@$@$@$#@$%#^@#$@#$@$@ your hamster will never be the same.
THAT’S dirty talk.
Owens, of course, denied the existence of nude photos.
You can read the rest of the details and an update on Jeff Carter and the Stanley Cup, which he apparently won’t be brining to Sea Isle, here.