Asante Samuel, Still Kind of a Cock

Kyle Scott —  July 17, 2012 — 20 Comments

Screen Shot 2012-07-17 at 6.07.23 PMWhat you can't see in this picture is a possesion receiver sprinting up the beach

I don’t even care a little bit about Asante Samuel, but he got into it on Twitter with some Eagles fans today.

Working out on a beach (where, thankfully for Asante, tackle football isn’t usually on the agenda), Samuel, now a Falcon, tweeted some pictures of his 10-pick, no tackle beach body. And then rattled of a serious of Tweets about Eagles fans turning on the team. A sampling:

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Or until your team signs two better corners, and then you'll just bitch about it and wind up tweeting about fair-weather fans. Or something like that.

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20 responses to Asante Samuel, Still Kind of a Cock

  1. JohnnyRockets27 July 17, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    hes right about eagles fans though. regardless all i have to say is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0 that pertains to football and asante

  2. Burned by receivers, burned by the sun #bigsandangelmakingability

  3. Maybe the dumbass will learn how to tackle….oh and not get burned all the time….his interceptions came a one in a dozen (1 pick : burnt 12 times)

  4. The Chink Deli July 17, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    That canadian couldn’t catch a cold

  5. I don’t understand the hate for this guy. He had more no-hit games than Roy Halladay.

  6. Frankie Fade from Morrell Barber Shop July 17, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Dirty n

  7. Trent’s rape eyes July 17, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    go this site is going down faster the trent coles’s avalon whores

  8. Lol ^^^^^

  9. who wins in a twitter war? #retarded

  10. “It’s amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy…he’s still a dick”

  11. “What was they thinking? ” What a fuckng idiot

  12. Avalon A Lister July 17, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    He’s so lazy, look at him

  13. Angelo Cataldi July 17, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    When I’m trimming RHEA HUGHES’ mangy bush with a weed whacker, I sometimes think of how my fully erect 2 inch penis dwarfs Asantes sweaty, infected half inch boner. Once I’m done trimming RHEA HUGHES hairy taint, I rub a bag of razors on my tits then have RHEA HUGHES vomits on it and sticks her nipples in the wounds. Once she does that, I get drunk off bull urine and drunk text Asante and tell him how much of a piece of shit faggot ass he is. Then I drive to his house in my dodge dart and slide my finger inside his asshole and make him call me Keith Jones in a Kermit the fucking frog voice. RON PAUL FOR AMERiCA!!!

  14. Turtle from wip July 17, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    Angelo is a weirdo

  15. One Crazy Summer- the 80′s movie starring fat John Candy July 17, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    He needs an English class

  16. Asante was better than both Naamdi and DRC last season…

  17. Blood Fountain July 18, 2012 at 6:52 am

    He looks gay as fuck in this pic… Which I’m sure does wonders for the tools who post under the name Angelo Cataldi and Rhea Hughes everyday.

  18. Blood Fountain July 18, 2012 at 6:55 am

    BTW, One Crazy Summer didn’t have John Candy in it…. For the idiot a few spaces above. He was in a movie Summer Rental. Get you facts straight chumpy.

  19. @Tommy K
    Totally Agree and he probably will be this season too.

  20. B-Rad G from the ‘Roux July 18, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Yeah. The guy or guys that post under “Rhea Hughes” and “Angelo Cataldi” need to stop. It’s just sad. No one laughs.

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