There’s really only one pun, which is disappointing: New York’s papers of record, the Post and Daily News, both took on Deflategate on their front and back covers today, showing some measured restraint.

The best ones, in order: Post back page (simply for the glee on Brady’s cut-and-pasted face), Daily News back page, Daily News front page, Post front page. This is a story about balls, gentlemen. It also features two of the least-liked sports figures in the country. You can do better on your front pages. Still, “Judge backs Brady – but we know the truth” is appropriately nutso and bitter, so maybe the Post front page should jump up a spot in those rankings.