“We’re playing in Brazil this year” – Browns DT Maurice Hurst:

Sounds like it’s set in stone. The Eagles are playing the Browns.

Now Hurst did try to cover his tracks after the clip surfaced on Twitter and everyone went bananas. He said he read it from a Peter King article:

This is the article he was referencing:

Feeling good about Cleveland-Philadelphia in Brazil on the evening of Friday, Sept. 6.

I don’t believe Hurst for one god damn second. The Browns are suiting up in Brazil. The Steelers are a legacy team that probably could tell the NFL they don’t want to go and the Falcons aren’t competitive yet. The Panthers already travel to Munich this season and unless you’re the Jaguars the NFL doesn’t typically want teams to do it twice in one year. I don’t see a legacy team like the Packers being asked to go either and that much green in Sao Paulo might get someone killed.


The Browns would be the toughest matchup of these teams. Good thing is we have the law on our side.  Prostitution in Brazil is legal. No one loves paying for sexual favors more than Deshaun Watson. CJGJ will have have two picks after a hungover Watson spent his entire night in a favela.

The prostitutes waiting for the Browns plane to land in Brazil: