Jerry Jones Had His Cowboys Draft Plans Laid Out on the Notepad, for Everyone to See

I love Jerry Jones! I need this old coot to live forever:

“I think there are a handful or more of quarterbacks playing who haven’t won a Super Bowl that will win a Super Bowl.

“I think Dak is one of them. I’m firm there. He’s one of the ones who can.”

_ Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on Dak Prescott. pic.twitter.com/pZjDACIQqA

— David Moore (@DavidMooreDMN) March 24, 2024

Honestly, he’s still looking fresh as a daisy at 81. I think we can get another 14 years out of him while we wait for some scientist to invent some everlasting gobstopper for humans. Look at this guy just doodling away on his NFL-issued notepad. This is the guy who owns the richest team in the league. It’s not every day you hear Dak can win a Super Bowl and it’s not even the funniest thing at that moment. He’s creating an entire “Take on Me” music video while reporters and fans are wondering if they’ll ever see another NFC Championship game in their lifetime.

Stephen Jones is going to have to recreate the scene in Big Lebowski to know what the hell Jerry’s plans are for the offseason:

Jerry why haven’t you made any moves in free agency?

Do you think we’ll be able to hammer an extension out with Dak that’ll be good for both sides?

There’s going to be more dick drawings on that notepad than Jonah Hill’s character in Superbad. Jerry in the war room crushing thick veiny triumphant bastards and stashing them away in his Ghostbusters lunch box.