The Flyers released their list of offseason surgeries today. They are:
Wayne Simmonds – Had surgery to repair broken left index finger. Recovery time is 4-6 weeks.
Matt Carle – Had surgery to repair torn stomach muscle. Recovery time is 4-6 weeks.
Claude Giroux – Had surgery on his right wrist to repair torn cartilage and surgery on his left wrist to remove bone spurs. Recovery time is 6 weeks.
Kimmo Timonen – Will have surgery next week to remove a disc fragment from his lower back. Full recovery is expected in 8-10 weeks.
James van Riemsdyk – Will have surgery next week to repair a torn labrum in his right hip. Recovery time is 6 weeks.
The JVR one is the least surprising.
Pussies
Sure jvr tore alabrum and not a labia? I kid.
How’s Giroux gonna wipe his ass?
If Giroux needs a nurse to help with bathing and really anything else for that matter, I will gladly volunteer my services
By Game 2 of the Devils series, there were rumblings that Giroux had injured both wrists. When he didn’t take 5 consecutive defensive zone face-offs, it was clear something was up.
G is cooked
In related news, Ilya Bryzgalov will have surgery to repair his fractured vagina.
Seriously, how’s he gonna wipe his ass?
Lol@ Thomas E
How is he going to masterbate to Internet porn
Not surprised by the news on Giroux. Saw that one coming in January/February when Hartnell let it slip that he was taking face-offs for the first time since pee-wees because Giroux had a wrist injury.
We knew the JVR surgery was coming since that hip injury he had awhile back. He hasn’t skated the same since that
Unfortunately, FOX – the same network that aired an hour’s worth of Brits receiving the Champions League trophy yesterday – pissed down its leg and didn’t show us any of Pat Burrell’s retirement ceremony.