Where’s Scott Hartnell?!

Kyle Scott —  August 20, 2012 — 17 Comments

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At Riley Cote's wedding. With Dan Carcillo. And Jeff Carter, WHO IS WEARING A SWEET FUCKING WATCH HE IS WEARING. A SWEET FUCKING WATCH!

Riley Cote, who is on a crusade to legalize hemp (for realstons), got married last weekend. Dan Carcillo, Scott Hartnell and Stanley Cup Champion Jeff Carter were all in the wedding party. Car Bomb didn’t bother to comb his hair for the occasion and Carts appears to have found the Casio watch I misplaced… in 1992. But hey, he’s a Stanley Cup champ and can pretty much do whatever he damn well pleases. Hartnell, though, looks like was holding up fairly well at the end of the night. This other guy? Not so much:

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17 responses to Where’s Scott Hartnell?!

  1. Fuckin’ Hartnell. Looks like he’s got JAM anyways.

  2. The Original that guy August 20, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Wait, didn’t cote have a smoke show of a wife already, or is she an ex-wife?

  3. is that neil little in the background?

  4. Candy from the Oak August 20, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Always knew Scottie liked cock

  5. Hope Lavy was not there with Carcillo…Awkward

  6. how many girls do u think jeff took to the coat room that night>?

  7. Getting paid, that’s where he is. Got extended.

  8. and now he signs a multi year contract extension!!!

  9. Apparently he’s also meeting with Homer because word just broke that he signed a multi-year extension.

  10. Candy from the Oak August 20, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Wonder if Scottie banged the vest to impress homo

  11. Candy from the Oak August 20, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    The NHL are signing players cause there is going to be a lockout and rollback on all contracts. Plus carter banged scotties wife

  12. Chance- Vice President in Command of the GnA Falcons August 20, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    I would love to take a baseball bat to car bombs head.
    GnA Style!

  13. These comments are epic.

  14. Riley has not played a game in years and still has a black eye?

  15. And for those wondering what Riley has been doing with his life after hockey: hemphealsphilly.com
    He has of course, llike so many exNHL enforcers before him, founded a music festival to raise awairness of the benefits of hemp.

  16. I believe it was at the Hotel DuPont in Wilmington…he married a new-ark girl

  17. not sure if anyone saw the pictures Cote posted on Facebook from his wedding, but it was beautiful! anyone know where it was?

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