Marcus Vick, Michael’s criminal younger brother, has a Twitter account (@MVFive), and he had some things to say about the first quarter of the Eagles game: [in reverse order]
In that second Tweet, the one where Marcus referred to his Twitter handle in the third person, he was criticizing his brother for the interception turned 98-yard touchdown.
Marcus seemingly has some dealings in Michael’s businesses, according to his bio: New Twitter page!!! Co-Founder of V7LLC!! Muscle Pharm, Core Synergy, Memorabilia Team, Apple Get in the Game app, Nike Boyz!! #TeamVick. On a plane to the Money.
I highly suggest you follow along for the rest of the game… and until the end of time, so you can read gems like this*:
In a disgustingly sick but most hilariously twist of fate, it seems that not only did Michael buy his brother a huge house, but also (indirectly) a GIGANTIC sliding aid that could actually be of some benefit to the Eagles quarterback.
*No joke, I spent seven consecutive minutes crying from laughing so hard at that Tweet. Ms. CB is questioning her life choice.
UPDATE: Marcus continued his parade of hits throughout the game last night. He removed the Tweet about wanting his brother traded. The rest remain (for now). I’ve aggregated all of them, with some commentary, for your reading pleasure. See them after the jump.