UPDATE: On Twitter, Marcus Vick Requested a Trade for His Brother, Complained About Offensive Line

Kyle Scott —  November 5, 2012 — 36 Comments

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Marcus Vick, Michael’s criminal younger brother, has a Twitter account (@MVFive), and he had some things to say about the first quarter of the Eagles game: [in reverse order]

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In that second Tweet, the one where Marcus referred to his Twitter handle in the third person, he was criticizing his brother for the interception turned 98-yard touchdown.

Marcus seemingly has some dealings in Michael’s businesses, according to his bio: New Twitter page!!! Co-Founder of V7LLC!! Muscle Pharm, Core Synergy, Memorabilia Team, Apple Get in the Game app, Nike Boyz!! #TeamVick. On a plane to the Money. 

I highly suggest you follow along for the rest of the game… and until the end of time, so you can read gems like this*:

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In a disgustingly sick but most hilariously twist of fate, it seems that not only did Michael buy his brother a huge house, but also (indirectly) a GIGANTIC sliding aid that could actually be of some benefit to the Eagles quarterback.

*No joke, I spent seven consecutive minutes crying from laughing so hard at that Tweet. Ms. CB is questioning her life choice.

UPDATE: Marcus continued his parade of hits throughout the game last night. He removed the Tweet about wanting his brother traded. The rest remain (for now). I’ve aggregated all of them, with some commentary, for your reading pleasure. See them after the jump.



Marcus Vick Tweets

Storified by Kyle Scott · Tue, Nov 06 2012 05:09:23

Game time!!!!!Marcus Vick
Let’s get it, Marcus.
This not even an NFL type of O-line. What happen to the hogs the Eagles had last year and year before? Call Winston Justice back n Jamal JMarcus Vick
Winston Justice? For real, dog?
Finally a long run. Damn!! That’s the best hole the line opened up all year….. WtfMarcus Vick
Fucking line shitty!!! I never seen a Qb get pressured so fast…..Marcus Vick
Super bad decision!!!! Mistake after mistake after mistake!! @MVFive changing the channelMarcus Vick
Who want to take shots to the head over and over when all the other qbs don’t. Look at Eli Manning he only been knockdown a few times.Marcus Vick
Look what happen when he got protection….. I’m not hearing y’all people forreal. I don’t even read my @’s.Marcus Vick
If you don’t read them… then… how do you know people are calling you out?
I don’t want to see brother with brain problems by the time he 45. Everybody have a job to do so do it. They all professionalsMarcus Vick
Besides the O-line the Eagles team way to talented to be playing like the way they been playing. So what’s the problem? #letmeknoMarcus Vick
Well, your brother is part of it.
What happen from 2010 till now. How u sign better players but record get worst? #helpmeunderstandMarcus Vick
The league figured out how to defend Michael. He lost his speed. Can’t do simple math, like when there are seven guys showing blitz and only five blocking. Just a few of the things.
Where the sacks at? Can we get a turnover? What’s really good?Marcus Vick
Ask Babin.
Only reason I said trade was bc I hear all that Nick Foles talk. Honestly who is he? What was his college record at Arizona? #letmeknowMarcus Vick
Get Mitt Romney off my TV. He the last person I want to hear talk right nowMarcus Vick
I’d put you and Andy Reid a solid 1, 2 on that list before any presidential candidate. I assume you’re voting for Obama because he’s b… never mind.
Look at the holes in that Defense. Damn I can rush for a buck behind that line lmao…… Marcus Vick
You can’t.
Look what protection do. Why it take 3 quarters to figure shit out? #letmekno defense get another stop. Let’s play ball!!!!Marcus Vick
Does. Look at what it does. Come on, man.
I never seen a Qb get hit every time he drop back. Lol crazy!!!Marcus Vick
He keep gettin’ hit in the head, he is gonna be cray cray!
Ingram running mad tonight. #beastmodeMarcus Vick
Why the Eagles let Ashanti Samuel go? He’s a ball hawk. More career INT’s then every active player except Ed Reed. #letmeknoMarcus Vick
Wikipedia: ”Ashanti is an American singer-songwriter, record producer, and actress. She rose to fame in the early 2000s.”
My man McCoy can’t even get 100yds on the ground bc the line so terrible.Marcus Vick
But everybody blame @mikevickMarcus Vick
He’s a big part of the problem.
Can we win a game 10-7 or 13-10 got damn….. Lol everything 20+ or better. @mikevick don’t play defense too.Marcus Vick
He isn’t playing much offense, either.
#Fact somebody tell these Eagle fans….. RT @SportsCenter: "You want to bench Michael Vick, you might have 10 sacks" – Jon Gruden #MNFMarcus Vick
Heard it.
Up here jacking around on twitter n missed pretty girl swag for the night….. #dammitMarcus Vick
All I hear is the fans saying " bring n Nick Foles" like wtf he gone do behind that O-line? #letmeknowMarcus Vick
All that bashing my brother take. All the tough sacks and knockdowns the Eagle fans want to blame Mike Vick? FOHMarcus Vick

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36 responses to UPDATE: On Twitter, Marcus Vick Requested a Trade for His Brother, Complained About Offensive Line

  1. Candy from the Oak November 5, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    his kids has to be mixed, blacks hate heights and slides

  2. Cargo shorts?

  3. Marcus Vick doing his impression of Rod Tidwell’s brother from Jerry Maguire tonight. He’s Tee Pee Tidwell 2.0

  4. Better yet, cargo jorts!

  5. Marcus Vick. Really. Guy is a felon and sharp as a bowling ball.

  6. Marcus is a child molester. Didn’t he bang a 14 yr old girl & got her fucked up on purple drank??

  7. Doesn’t this douche realize that Mike will be a tackling dummy for the rest of the season & then unceremoniously cut?

  8. After all we did for Vick and his idiot brother says stuff like that…

  9. and on his cell phone he is trying hard to find some blow…

  10. Twitter? More like Bitter!

  11. what’s he gonna say now that Vick passed to D-Jack for a 77 yard TD?

  12. My deepest regards to the Armnstrong Family. Brad Armstrong was one of the greats. RIP #FIVE

  13. I’d request a trade from a crappy mickey mouse organization and city as well. Can’t blame him. If the Iggles were more like the Stillers, and were in a great international city like Pittsburgh then it would be a different story.
    I’M TAWM SMITH AND I APPROVE THIS MESSIJ!

  14. I wish Michael would air the O Line out like this.
    Tell me Marcus isn’t right…
    for ALL you haters–> would Foles last two possessions?

  15. ROOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  16. All u lovers who love reid and vick suck it. Ha ha ha ron mexico sucks. Ha h. Iggles and babinns suckness go down.

  17. By the way babins cunt needs to shut it

  18. We have to do a better job… Somewhere else.

  19. Anybody who uses the word “haters” is a complete moron.

  20. Fuqq U all n suqq muh diqq

  21. No wonder babin n his bad tats n and cunt is passed around in the league

  22. Dismissal from Virginia Tech:
    In 24 career games at Virginia Tech, Vick threw for 2,868 yards, 19 touchdowns, and 15 interceptions while also running 184 times for 492 yards and six touchdowns. However, during the same period, he was charged with nine traffic offenses, as well as convictions for possession of marijuana and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.[19]
    On January 6, 2006, Virginia Tech announced his permanent dismissal from its football program “due to a cumulative effect of legal infractions and unsportsmanlike play”.[4]
    In response to being thrown off the team, Vick has been quoted as saying, “It’s not a big deal. I’ll just move on to the next level, baby.”

  23. Legal troubles after Virginia Tech:
    On January 9, 2006, Vick was charged with three counts of brandishing a firearm, a Class One misdemeanor,in Suffolk, Virginia. A police report alleged that he pointed a gun at a 17-year-old in the parking lot of a McDonald’s in Suffolk after Vick’s girlfriend had an argument with three people. Vick claimed that the gun in question was a BlackBerry cell phone and that his accusers were trying to blackmail him.
    On December 14, 2006, a 17-year old girl from Montgomery County, Virginia, filed a civil lawsuit against Vick accusing him of molestation of a minor, fraud, and additional charges. In the lawsuit, seeking $6.3 million,the girl claimed that when she was 15 (below the legal age of consent in Virginia), she was forced into a sexual situation with Vick, who was 20 years old, over a nearly two year long period. She also alleged that Vick offered to provide her alcohol and marijuana and forced her to have sex with other men. On September 15, 2008, the parties agreed to a settlement in the lawsuit.
    On June 13, 2008, a bicycle officer in Norfolk approached a couple arguing in a car. When asked for identification, Vick allegedly took off, driving the car at high speed. When another officer spotted the car and stopped it, Vick failed a sobriety test. He was charged with DUI, misdemeanor eluding police, driving on the wrong side of a street, reckless driving, driving on a suspended license, and was taken into custody. Vick was living at the time in his brother Michael’s riverfront mansion in Suffolk and Michael’s condominium in in the South Beach section of Miami Beach. He was released on bond later Friday morning. On October 20, Vick pleaded guilty to DUI. He was sentenced to 12 months in jail, which the judge suspended, a fine of $250, and his Virginia driving license was suspended for a year. He was also convicted of eluding a police officer and driving on the wrong side of the road, and fined $280 on those charges.
    In August 2009, a judge ordered him to jail for probation violations including failure to complete an alcohol education program, testing positive for marijuana, missed appointments, and failure to pay court costs and fines. Vick was freed on a $25,000 bond and appealed the decision.

  24. All blacks should be sent back to Africa on Italian cruise liners.

  25. Once a nigger , always a nigger, GO AWAY VICK back to niggerville Virginia,, bring in the white man! FOLES!!

  26. Don’t ignore the message because the messenger’s a cretin. Mike Vick’s getting killed by that travesty of an offensive line and will be a cripple like Earl Campbell by the time he’s 50….if he lives that long.

  27. The O Line is a chinese fire drill. Foles would get killed back there too.
    Lurie’s still pissed he didnt get that 3some for his 40th Bday

  28. Fuck, It’s Hard Not to be Racist November 6, 2012 at 7:51 am

    Marcus’ twitter pics show how classy a guy he is. I guess posting a shitload of pics of his blasian girlfriend’s ass keeps him calm enough not to rape another 15 year old.

  29. Marcus seems like a class act like Candy Oak

  30. I once saw him intentionally step on a guy’s head after a play. What a jerk….

  31. By 2014 both of them will be back in the virginia beach housing projects slingin rocks and pitbull puppies. #niggarich

  32. Block Something November 6, 2012 at 9:19 am

    I mean, he’s just being a concerned relative. Michael Vick is getting killed out there, and it’s the O line’s fault

  33. Holy shit, these comments are racist yet at the same time pretty much spot fuckin’ on as well

  34. Nice use of the N-word, scum bags.

  35. Is it racist that I can’t tell which Vick is in the picture on top

  36. Halladay’s Adamantium Penis November 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    He’s looking out the window at a 14 year old he wants to fuck

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