The Dallas Morning News is Preparing to Cock Tease You, Philly

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This page on The Dallas Morning News’ website – “Reports: Phillies offer contract to Josh Hamilton, deal could be done tonight” – was quickly removed. 

The URL was sent to Hardball Talk's Craig Calcaterra by a reader, and the landing page, viewable through Google cache, is nothing more than a slideshow of Hamilton's top 10 moments as a Ranger. So I wouldn’t get too excited. 

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But, there’s at least some folks in Texas who are preparing for Hamilton to go elsewhere. And it looks like the folks over at DallasNews.com were simply getting ready, should Hamilton leave the Rangers for, say, a team like the Phillies. 

18 Comments

  1. I really wish they’d just sign him already and get it over with.

  2. If hamilton comes to philly, we’re gana celebrate by doing a line of coke…….

  3. If Ruben offered him 4 years-$100M then Hamilton should jump at it at this point, right?
    I’d be up for that, even if it means we go over the cap for one year

  4. Amaro never made an offer to Hamilton. It was all bs

  5. Triple Word Score

    December 12, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    I’d love for them to sign him just to prove that blowhard Howard Eskin wrong!

  6. i have 0 inside info but logically with texas not getting the other players they wanted you’d think they would match any offer the phils make especially now that hamilton’s price tag has come down a little…

  7. My biggest selling point for hamilton would be that Camden is right across the bridge .. all the blow he wants

  8. Rachel from Penthouse Club has graciously offered to supply Josh with coke, rimjobs, and an as yet unidentified cunt fungus.

  9. The Funny Police

    December 12, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    Comments about drugs/strippers/alcohol are unoriginal and unfunny. Have some compassion, he is a human being.
    Josh Hamilton > trash people.

  10. The fun police can blow me

  11. The Funny Police

    December 12, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    Thanks Union Bill, for proving my unoriginal and unfunny point.

  12. The fun police can snort a line of coke off my dick

  13. The Coke Head Reunion on 12/15/12

    December 12, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    If we sign josh, I’m grabbing Rachel sat night at the penthouse & doing a line off her twat in celebration

  14. The page views on the Bynum & stripper whore post

    December 12, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    Do it Reuben

  15. Thatll be one small line union LOL

  16. They got their info from a fake source, doubt Rube would let this offer slip out unless he was trying to start a bidding war in which case he doesn’t want Hamilton that badly.

  17. Kyle Scott is spreading vicious blasphemy to the Phillies fans…

  18. We’ll sign Cody Ross and be stuck in 3rd place again. HOORAY FOR RUBEN AMARO

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