The Lockout is Over (!!!)

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FUCKIN RIGHT.

After almost five months of theater, name-calling, backstabbing and complete nonsense from a league, commissioner and players’ union that participated in its third lockout in 17 years, we will have hockey. The sport.

At around 4:45 a.m., at some hotel in New York, where myriad hockey writers and reporters were camped out like poor people waiting outside Best Buy for a $200 TV on Black Friday, Gary Bettman, his world-low Q rating, and Donald Fehr told reporters about sunshine and roses: a new CBA.

They didn’t give any details on the deal (we’ll have a few in a second, though I’d posit that most of you don’t care about most of them). The new CBA still needs to be put to paper, and owners and players need to officially vote on its terms, something that will likely happen on Monday or Tuesday.

Reports are that there will be either a 48 or 50-game season that will start on January 15 or 19. No exhibition games. That means there are less than two weeks for players to reconvene (SOMEONE GET ME MY FUCKING DUCK WHISTLE!), teams to round out rosters, and for regular season Flyers hockey to begin. Excitement. Really.

We’re all undoubtedly very pissed off about the lockout. But, right now, after nearly a full year of ineptitude, disappointment, underachieving, injuries and Andrew Bynum, Philadelphia sorely needs its best positioned to win a championship team. We sorely need Peter Laviolette screaming obscenities into the stuffy, ammonia-smelling Wells Fargo Center air. And we sorely need quotes like this one from Claude Giroux, via Frank Seravalli of the Daily News:

 “This is the best wake up call I’ve ever had,” Flyers star Claude Giroux told the Daily News early Sunday morning. “It’s good to see that the game is back.”

 

Hey there, guy. I really missed you. You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me… because we are totally getting back together.

Here are some details on the CBA, curated from TSN, Philly.com and Twitter:

- The players' share of hockey-related revenue will drop from 57 percent to a 50-50 split for all 10 years. 

- The salary cap for this first year will be around $60 million, but teams can spend up to $70.2 million.

According to CapGeek, the Flyers already have $66 million committed for this season, but that includes over $4 million to Chris Pronger, who will no doubt be put on injured reserve and have his salary come off the books. So, around $62 million– which means they’ll have som flexibility.

- The league came off their demand for a $60 million cap in 2013-2014, meeting the NHLPA's request to have it at $64.3 million – which was the upper limit from last year's cap. The salary floor in Year 2 will be $44 million.

- More good news: Each team will have two amnesties (which is English for Ilya Bryzgalov) to buy players out of their current contracts, for around two-thirds of what remains on a player's deal, so they can get to a more manageable cap number. Those amnesties can’t be used for the remainder of this season, but it sounds like one each will be available this offseason and next, or both must be used this summer– there are conflicting reports.

- Contracts will be limited to seven years, salaries can’t vary by more than 35% in any year and the lowest year of a deal can’t dip below 50% of the highest year (this puts a stop to those goofy, long-term contracts that paid players into their 40s to minimize cap hits).

- No divisional realignment next year.

- No agreement yet on whether players can play in 2014 Olympics in Sochi, Russia.

We will, obviously, have much more in the next few weeks. Keep it here for nonstop coverage of the return of the players, the Flyers rounding out their roster, the team’s schedule, and the start of this shortened season. To get you in the mood, here’s a message to the Pittsburgh Penguins from Max Talbot, who jokingly gave reader James the finger while at the Revel last night: 

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Video of Bettman and Fehr giving the announcement, after the jump.


28 Comments

  1. I’ll still take The Cup in a strike shorten season, GET II DONE!!

  2. I hope no one shows up for those first games. F—ing no one.

  3. OH HAPPY FUCKING DAY!

  4. Greedy pussies

  5. Can only imagine all the injuries from the out of shape players.

  6. Kyle, if you were trying to be Canadian, the correct expression is “fucking rights”

  7. Holy shit a crossing broad post on a weekend.

  8. Eddie Snider is a greedy sexual predator

  9. Fucking right mother fuckers get that shitty basketball bullshit no one fucking cares about out if our arena

  10. BREAKING NEWS:
    With the end of the hockey lockout, Crossingbroad.com just became relevant again.
    Welcom Back Chirp, Eddie Murphy, hopefully Rob House, JT, and hopefully not Iron Balls McGinty

  11. and, here I thought Talbot could do oh so much better.

  12. thiswebsiteblows

    January 6, 2013 at 10:38 am

    This site is a fucking joke your a fuckig horrible writer. I cant stand you stupid comments like ” poor people waiting for a $200 tv” not everyone is like you and has mommy and daddys money to spend. All you do is read other peoples articles who actually put work into rhe story steal wha they write and put it in your own words. You fucking suck and so does your shitty ass website you faggot

  13. I miss the chirp & rob house comment fights

  14. endthenhllockout

    January 6, 2013 at 10:51 am

    Bout damn time i hope our first game is against the yinzers and sestito suits up ..nuff said

  15. “your a fuckig horrible writer”….says the grown man with a 2nd grader’s writing style. hey imbecile, try the daily news….there aren’t as many big words that will frustrate you!

  16. thiswebsiteblows

    January 6, 2013 at 10:57 am

    Why dont you get the dudes cock out of your mouth

  17. Mark Bonora -- Bones

    January 6, 2013 at 10:57 am

    I never wanted this joke sport ever to come back! Ed Snyder is born loser.

  18. Kyle Scott = national medias bias against philly

    January 6, 2013 at 11:02 am

    Great, now we can look forward to more posts about mike Richards/ Jeff carter doing trivial things, and unnecessary posts trashing Bryz….you’re a fucking idiot if you want him amnestied after a half a bad season.

  19. endthenhllockout

    January 6, 2013 at 11:15 am

    You are an idiot if you think bryz is any good he was a third string goalie on some east bumblefuck russian team a month ago hes garbage

  20. This Site Sucks

    January 6, 2013 at 11:26 am

    Let the white trash of the Delaware Valley rejoice

  21. Kyle Scott = national medias bias against philly

    January 6, 2013 at 11:50 am

    Bryz was the only reason that devils series wasn’t 10-2 every game. Our defense blew and it’s gonna be worse this season. Bryz was a mess the first galf if the season but Teams had their way with us in our own end, all year and a result, the puck went in.

  22. Mr. Diceman,
    First of all, it is Edward not Eddie. Thank you, for the accolades above, but we have never left. We have been working very hard behind the scenes and have expanded our organization beyond issues affecting the broad street corridor.
    I for one am very anxious to read about the changes surrounding the safety of the players, especially the equipment regulations and how discipline problems will be handled. As you all are well aware, these problems reached epic proportions in the past. I look forward to a year in which I can allow my children to hopefully watch the game without fear of a player being seriously injured due to the greed primarily by ownership, notably Ed Snider.
    Here is to a safe and fun filled year.

  23. I’m gay

  24. Apparently Talbot didn’t see the “service animals only” sign on the door.

  25. Just drop the fuckin puck.

  26. Puck sluts all have to be pretty excited for this news.

  27. Fucking right bitches!!
    Dude house is a fat ass he probably ate himself into a coma during the lockout…
    “Eddie Murphy for Commissioner 2014″

  28. Another lame joke from Chirp. Get over me dude, college was a long time. LEts go Rangers LEts go

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