Your Mini Good Friday Roundup

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Maybe those La Salle kids should have raised money for the team to get to LA.

I’m kidding. That’s mean. Great run for La Salle, they were just outplayed and overmatched by a better, bigger team. Congrats to those guys. Really.

- Meanwhile, in less fluffy prose, F the Flyers. Brayden Schenn and Wayne Simmonds in a shootout? Sure, Claude Giroux ripped off his panty-dropper, The Datsyuk, but then Schenn skated directly into the goalie and Simmonds nearly fell: [Giroux and Simmonds]

Flyers

These are the sorts of Tweets I’m getting, about the Flyers, not the Sixers:

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Paul Holmgren will, and should, most certainly be fired this summer. 

- Adam Aron is bringing Allen Iverson back again for a one-game money grab. I can’t tell what is more annoying– the Sixers continuous celebration of a yesteryear that few care about (Iverson notwithstanding) or the Flyers putting up another Broad Street Bullies shrine.

- The Braves will be giving away 45,000 foam tomahawks on Monday, according to former CB contributor turned Braves radio guy Kevin McAlpin… wonder what they’ll do with the 25,000 leftovers:

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Prepare for a nauseating tribute to Chipper Jones before the game.

- The Phillies are your office coworkers

- After the jump, my mini rant on Great Sports Debate. I got a haircut… now I just need to hit the gym and get a tan (I think Julie Dorenbos and Susie Celek are going to help me out there). I look like Mike Nardi when he had mono.


8 Comments

  1. Don’t be so hard on yourself. You just look like a slob sitting next to three guys with adult haircuts and nice suits, that’s all.

  2. Now I can see why you normally wear 4 layers on TV. Damn, I send $1 per day to kids in Ethopia that are thicker than you. I can tell that Mrs CB doesn’t cook.

  3. Well, it sort of makes sense that both the Sixers and Flyers are obsessed with celebrating the past, because the future for both teams is nonexistent. As for your haircut, Kyle, you look like a Marine Corps wannabe that washed out of basic at Lejeune.

  4. WTF Does I (Baseball) Clearwater Mean?

    March 29, 2013 at 10:12 am

    I think I see the actual frog that is in your throat at 2:14. Time to get yourself a big boy suit buddy.

  5. HAHAHA you are so bad. A little boy trying to be an adult……..cute. Now I see why you hide behind that computer…hims just a wittle guy

  6. I'm ashamed of Flyers Fans

    March 29, 2013 at 11:42 am

    I believe that you were the one who was as gitty as a school girl when Richards and Carter were traded away….don’t get me wrong the franchise wanted to change its image which is fine but the Flyers image isn’t a team of youth that shocks the world, it’s grit and heart, and the lost of pronger didn’t help but, when players over step their boundaries last year like Simmonds, Hartnell, etc, it gave false hope to fans, sure the beast the penguins but that’s because Fleury couldn’t stop a beachball, but the real problem is the lack of knowledge from the flyers fans…first everyone needs to stop getting on schenn and coots, lets calm down,they young and only will get better and when they are able to play with good caliber players (not Rinaldo and Talbot) they will be a major force….second the fans need to stop thinking hartnell is a great player he isn’t and the contract that was given was a major mistake but that Holmgren MO….finally if you sit there and believe Bryz is bad than you no nothing about hockey the man is the only one who comes to play so before you say he sucks why don’t you actually watch him play

  7. Tell you what, I dropped my panties when giroux scored that goal, if you know what i mean…

  8. Flyers 3 Bruins 1 Bryz sucks.

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