And Now, Me Reading Mean Comments

Kyle Scott —  June 18, 2013 — 56 Comments

I had never noticed how many people use variations of my name(+profanity) as their handle.

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56 responses to And Now, Me Reading Mean Comments

  1. Kyle is the meat in a Carter/Richards sandwich June 18, 2013 at 10:06 am

    Copying a bit from Simmons while relying on others to product content – the Crossing Broad Daily Double

    • fuck off dude. youre merely pissed because your worthless and sensing trolling wasnt acknowledged in the video! just like life, youre once again left out of the limelight that you so crave! i think this vid was hilarious. everyday he gets shit from assholes like yourself and he decided to turn it into something funny, which you once again found criticism. let me guess……youre probably the same asshole who gets invited to a BBQ, doesnt bring any beer or food with you, doesnt offer any help, and then pisses and moans about how your burger was cooked!

      • Kyle is the meat in a Carter/Richards sandwich June 18, 2013 at 1:07 pm

        That has nothing to do with my comment. And i’m usually the one that hosts BBQs, and your fat girlfriend eats all of the deviled eggs.

        • how dare you call her fat!! that’s your mother you are talking about! just for that, you go to your room right after dinner young man. also, put that pillow snug over your ears because i plan to make that oinker squeal all night!

  2. chest hair, dude. chest hair. lol.

  3. all these videos are just a fancy way of telling us all philly sports sucks right now. Bring on training camp already

  4. I think this video is awesome! People come to the site to post about how much the site sucks..??.. hmmmm that makes sense. Keep up the good work Kyle!

  5. The ads disabling the previous posts are hella intrusive. I’ve stopped visiting the site as often because of them.

  6. Nice rich guy hair.

  7. Kyle Scott sukka fish June 18, 2013 at 10:13 am

    Thanks, but we can read it ourselves. You just look like a douche doing it. And a narcissist.

  8. Kyle is the meat in a Carter/Richards sandwich June 18, 2013 at 10:14 am

    Also, nice lisp/sensitive T shirt.

  9. Talbot’s Fucking Penis June 18, 2013 at 10:14 am

    Kinda upset that I my comments didn’t make the cut. This was actually more entertaining that I’d thought it’d be.

  10. Christina Lurie’s Left Tit June 18, 2013 at 10:16 am

    Well done.

  11. Dude I was so fucking stoned when I made this video heh heh

  12. Big Balls Chip June 18, 2013 at 10:20 am

    Wow! As if copying Simmons wasn’t enough with your whole “this Phillies game will be classified as a ‘Double Stomach Punch’ game” shtick…you rip this one straight from Jimmy Kimmel.

    • The real Big Balls Chip June 18, 2013 at 12:04 pm

      Listen faggot, this will be the last time I tell you to stop ripping off my handle. Next time I have to say it I’ll be balls deep in your mom with a finger in her ass.

  13. lol, you look/sound drunk as fuck.

    Haters gonna hate.

  14. “Self promote yourself”. Great job, Kyle!

  15. Kyle, you tacked on another person’s comment to the end of mine. With all the copy and pasting you do on a daily basis, you would think you could at least get that right.

    “Crossing Broad: Philly’s most irrelevant sports blog” TM

  16. kylescottsmomisawhore June 18, 2013 at 10:48 am

    You would be wearing a V-neck for the making of this. LOL DOUCHE

  17. I’m really happy that my only foray into trolling has now been mentioned twice on this site. Must’ve struck a nerve somewhere…The video was funnier than I expected it to be. I regret and apologize for the dog slander….Its not that your dog bad looking…its just that when compared to mine, yours looks like a canine Rocky Dennis.

    In all seriousness though, keep up the good work. When you can garner this type of heat, you know you’re doing something right.

    Oh, yeah. My challenge: Wiffle Ball. Collingswood Rules. Your move, Mr. Scott, your move.

    Lincoln, out.

  18. Candy from the Oak June 18, 2013 at 10:55 am

    Was Suzie blowing you

  19. Wtf, how didn’t any of my comments make the video? MUST. GET. MEANER.

    Chutley, out.

  20. Pretty good, but not quite sure how that D-Bag Cataldi didnt make it in there

  21. Angelo Cataldi June 18, 2013 at 11:06 am

    HEY KYKLE SNOTT YOU FUCKING BABY FISTING, CUM GUZZLING, OBAMA LOVING PUKE BREATH. HOW DARE YOU IGNORE MY GREATNESS YOU FILTHY VILLANOVA DINGLEBERRY. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO READ ANY OF MY ILLUSTRIOUS COMMENTS????OH THATS RIGHT, YOU WERE TOO BUSY LETTING DIARRHEA HUGHES SAW YOUR WRINKLED, PATHETIC, DRY, FLAKEY, GREEN, LADY BUG SIZED ERECTION OFF WITH AN OLIVE FORK…AFTER THAT I BET YOU WENT HOME FOR YOUR DAILY ANAL SESSSION WITH YOUR PATHETIC MOM, AND WHEN SHE SAW YOU HAD A NEWLY MINTED CUNT INSTEAD OF THE PIMPLE DICK SHES HAD HER MOUTH WRAPPED AROUND FOR 20 YEARS, SHE PROBABLY FISTED YOU….I BET AFTER SHE FISTED YOUR ANUS YOU SPRAYED DIARRHEA ALL OVER HER FACE AND THEN SHE SHOT SOME INTO YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKING CUNT…BECAUSE THAT ENTIRE VIDEO JUST SOUNDED LIKE YOU GARGLING DIARRHEA WITHOUT ONE OF MY COMMENTS. IM ASHAMED OF YOU. GO FUCK YOUR DOG AND SQUIRT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR FIANCESS WAXY CUNT YOU GOD DAMN DUMB FUCKIN FAGGOT!!!!! CRUZ/BACHMANN 2016!!!!

  22. Bob’s Vezina June 18, 2013 at 11:15 am

    Jimmy Kimmel and his “Mean Tweets” segment thank you for copying his bit. Yours was more entertaining than I was expecting.

    • Jimmy Russell June 18, 2013 at 5:03 pm

      yea.. other people have internet connections.. we know what the fuck its from. you’re not special.

  23. Kyle, you are my ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Visiting your site is the height of my day. Keep up the good work you handsome and kind-hearted man.

  24. This has the potential to be funny…if only you were as funny on camera as you can be through your writing.

  25. Heard sus Celek would fuck anybody. Guy or girl

  26. This may be the gayest thing on the internet, not that there is anything wrong with that

  27. Was this recorded in Colonel Kurtz cave? The horror.

  28. All I’m saying is, Philly sports headlines lately have been dominated by mediocrity and stupidity. Losses and women being kicked out on the NJ turnpike. This site has always been the lighter, funny side of Philly sports which it continues to be. As much as I agree some of the stories have been brutal, there’s really not much else to say. I think people are just taking their Philly frustration out on Kyle, which seems totally fun. But until this city wins again. Everyone should stop bitching.

  29. I was going to comment how much you suck on this post about how much you suck, but I figured that’s a bit passe’

  30. Delmoney wins

  31. I don’t have my speakers working at work. But that’s ok. I know my boy wouldn’t be mad at any of the loving and thoughtful things I’ve said around here.

  32. Came back to say that you should make this a weekly segment.

    FACE

  33. Rhea Hughes’ dick June 18, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    Blow me Kyle!

  34. Haha good shit Kyle. “This one from Duh…huh, cause it has that extra H”.

  35. Who’s the hater now!! haha good stuff

  36. Hey gang, was this filmed with one of those video recorders? Can I get a version of this on VHS? Technology is JUSSSSTTTT SPECTACULAR!!!!

  37. Kyle’s Friend June 18, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    Might be top 3 best posts of all time on this site

  38. Doodle cheese June 18, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    Ok but Kyle you are beautiful. Inside and out.

  39. That Pens eulogy really was pretty crappy.

  40. Larry Andersen June 18, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    also copied these guys who were funnier.

  41. This needs to be a thing that happens more often

  42. This was actually pretty funny. You should do this once a month.

  43. However the reimbursement is not always 100 percent thus resulting to the difference..

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