In an update to the story we brought you earlier about a Jets fan punching a woman— the New York Daily News is reporting that Kurt Paschke, the puncher, is a killer who was once convicted of the most New York slaying ever:
The Gang Green goon who was videoed slugging a female New England Patriots fan after the Jets’ upset victory is not just a pugnacious superfan — he’s a killer.
Kurt Paschke served three years in a state prison back in the 1990s when he was convicted of fatally stabbing a 17-year-old during a fight behind a pizza parlor in Sayville, N.Y.
Jesus Christ– the only thing that death was missing was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arriving late on the scene to find that Spider-Man had already saved Carrie Bradshaw from unwittingly walking into harm’s way after drinks with Adam Sandler.
The best part is that, earlier today, Paschke’s mother told the Daily News that her son was actually acting heroically when he punched a woman on Sunday:
But Paschke’s mom did not bring up her son’s sordid past when she sat down with a Daily News reporter on Monday to defend her son.
Instead, Colleen Paschke portrayed her strapping son as her protector from a nasty woman who flicked blood at her in a parting gesture of contempt.
“He’s the victim, really,” she said her Holbrook, L.I. home, where a half-eaten Jets-themed birthday cake for her boy sat on the counter. “He was just concerned for his mother and himself.”
While Momma Paschke spoke, her son who turns 39 on Friday was hiding out across the street in a house he rents.
This totally beats the time a drunk dude puked on a cop’s daughter at CBP. Totally.