Chase Utley Will Miss the Home Opener with the Flu

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OH NO! NOT MY CHASE! IT’S HIS FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR! IT’S CHRISTMAS! I NEED KASHMIR AND I NEED IT NOW:

OK. Now I feel better. Get well soon, Chase.

21 Comments

  1. 3 Finger Lenny

    April 8, 2014 at 12:19 pm

    Heard he’s pulling a Lindros & is hungover

  2. CTown Dan Griffoni

    April 8, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    Well he can pull me anytime and do the swankity cabobbity with me all night!

  3. And so it begins. Next it will be rheumatoid arthritis, LOL!

  4. I bet he has the Flu in his knees.

  5. “he knows how to battle the flu the right way!”………says every member of the utley cult

  6. Chase Utley's knees

    April 8, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    Cough, cough, wheeze………. Can’t wait to get over this flu.

  7. Stephen A. Smith

    April 8, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    If this was Jimmy Rollins or Desean Jackaon, all of PhilaKKKdelphia would be in an uproar.

  8. step 3: make her open the box (of flu shots)

    April 8, 2014 at 1:30 pm

    Seriously, wtf is it with this team and the flu? Is flu code for something else in their locker room?

  9. Typical.

  10. Mike Missanelli's Arteries

    April 8, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    VIOLATION

    AWW POOR CHASE UTLEY HAS THE FLU. IF JIMMY HAD THE FLU, EVERYONE WOULD BE OKAY WITH IT. BUT CHASE GETS A FREE PASS BECAUSE HE HAS THE SAME SKIN COLOR AS RILEY COOPER.

    DOES ANYONE INTELLIGENT ACTUALLY LISTEN TO MY SHOW?

  11. $25MIlPieceofShit

    April 8, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    It’s a shame the Big Piece of Shit, Captain KKKKKKKKKKK, didn’t get the flu. Enjoy 3 big whiffs today sheep……

  12. Magic Johnson's Aids

    April 8, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    Pussy

  13. Gary The Retard

    April 8, 2014 at 5:26 pm

    Shoo, Shoo, retarded flu.

  14. Led Zepplin is for homos

    • Not only that, but homos who can’t spell.

      Led Zeppelin, however, is for people who like mind blown by high capacity gut busting rock and roll. But also, they’re acoustic stuff is great too. I love the third album.

  15. Imagine the outcry if this was Hamels!!! Pretty boy can’t pitch with a sore tummy. Since it’s St. Chase, the flu is acceptable.

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