And Now, the 2014 Eagles Cheerleaders

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It’s that time of year again. Time for my annual compiling of the Eagles’ cheerleading squad. My life is difficult. Womp, womp.

The Eagles unveiled their 2014 cheerleaders under what has to be the worst non-natural light in human history during an event at the Kimmel Center last night. And here they are:

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They move, too! Here’s the video.

57 Comments

  1. A Bikini Doesn't Automatically Make You Hot

    May 6, 2014 at 4:56 pm

    The girls at DayDreams look better….what the hell!

  2. Snow looks very familiar. Wasn’t she a hot Flyers Ice Girl like 2 years ago?

  3. Andrew Bynum

    May 6, 2014 at 4:59 pm

    I did coke off half of these girls assholes.

  4. Not ONE of these girls has stretch marks or a neck tattoo.

  5. Joe Younes Sweatshorts

    May 6, 2014 at 5:05 pm

    Anyone hear MM slip and say “Cleveland Engines” today in regards to Johnny Football possibly being drafted by Cleveland ?! Funny coming from the guy who wants the Redskins to drop their name, Riley Cooper is a Racist, yada yada yada!

    Seems like he has some things of his own on his mind!

  6. Wow, I’m actually kind of jealous of that six pack on Alycia. Certainly not attracted to it though…

  7. None compare to Adrienne from the 04-06 teams…amirite???

  8. Ollie Anderson

    May 6, 2014 at 5:22 pm

    The Michelle chick needs to lose the beer gut & has a I bang black guys look to her

  9. Chance- VP of Operations of the GnA Falcons

    May 6, 2014 at 5:29 pm

    Not to many good mugs on these whores.
    I’m also shocked none of these cheerleaders have a paragraph tat on their side

  10. Joe Younes Sweatshorts

    May 6, 2014 at 5:34 pm

    C’mon now guys, they’re 22 and have families. Lock the comments!!!

    - how is it okay to basically bait commenters with these terrible photos that would obviously cause negative reviews yet Kacie comments shut down?! Because she is 22 and has a family?? Don’t these girls??

  11. Woahhh where the heck did they dig that Michele up in a drinking competition? Have that girl do some sit ups before she puts on an Eagles Uniform…please!

  12. Candy from the Oak

    May 6, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    By the looks of them it safe to say they returned the bikini bottoms with huge shit n period stains.

  13. Susie Celek's Cock

    May 6, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    The Michelle train wreck girl has a delco or ne Philly look to her.

  14. C Town Dan Griffoni

    May 6, 2014 at 6:39 pm

    Would it be too much to ask to get some guy cheerleaders on this team! Sheesh.

  15. 1 is not female. Can you guess?

  16. No way there’s just one! ha! ha!

  17. Mike Vick's Parole Officer

    May 6, 2014 at 7:21 pm

    Is Cheryl missing some teeth?

  18. Cankle Bracelets

    May 6, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    How many of these slugs listed Garrett Reid as a reference?

  19. Sheena's Parveen

    May 6, 2014 at 8:07 pm

    Pretty sure Erica works at Delilah’s and goes by ‘Roxie.’ Chick straight up put her balloon knot on my nose! And I didn’t even have to ask!

  20. Looks like the birds waived the height/weight reqs all those other teams cheer squads sued over.

  21. Missinellis Labia

    May 6, 2014 at 8:36 pm

    Mikey Miss is a hotter woman than these skranks, plus Mike swallows if the load is hot and black. His dream date is Chase Utley

  22. Ugliest crop of eagles cheerleaders in the last 15 years. Wtf is up with the Michelle chick with the slut gut smh

  23. God damn philky has some ugly chicks. These 5 & 6s are probably cunts who walk around like their 10s too

  24. Michelle looks pregnant.

  25. Almost without exception, here is a breakdown:

    1. Busted faces
    2. Over-trained and got too muscular to compensate for said busted faces
    3. Did not give one single fuck and packed on the pounds under the silly assumption guys would say “I like a girl with curves” (see Michelle)
    4. Have a “hood rat” appearance
    5. Grew up as a “victim of circumstance”, which means was the hottest skank of a group of disgusting pigs and was constantly hit on by complete losers and developed a delusional sense of physical appearance
    6. Spent too much time at Pitchers Pub listening to Sean Braces’ shitty pick up lines which included (in a black out voice) “hey sexy, you are so hot, you are a dime, you should be an Eagles cheerleader, by the way, i’m a celebrity)

  26. cous big hairy butt

    May 7, 2014 at 6:59 am

    yo cous, i have seen better lookin pigs on the el, sean courturier has better lookin mug than these cows, good post candy-lmao-thats awesome baby!!

  27. too funny, anyone saying how ugly these girls are when chances are extremely high that you are either a) fucking your hand tonight b) are overweight and out of shape c) are very, very lonely living a shitty life with nothing better to do than post thinking you’re funny taking anonymous shots online behind chicks backs who may or may not be chasing a dream therefore making you even more scummy and disgusting than said busted bitches d) all of the above

    • Jello Pudding Pops

      May 7, 2014 at 7:50 am

      It seems much more likely to me that anyone who takes the time to explain the motives and or lifestyles of Crossing Broad commenters is a) too dumb realize this site exists for and because of off-color comments b) a oft-rejected chick who thinks her shit doesn’t stink because her eating yogurt for lunch justifies her eating an entire cake for dinner c) a nice guy who exists solely in the friend zone and thinks it would be rude to leave a hand print on a girl’s ass if he ever was in the position to actually have sex or d) all of the above.

      Looking forward to you replying how none of that is true and that you’re actually cooler/better than the rest of us.

    • Which cheerleader are you?

      Horrible comeback Bo

    • Larry's Steaks

      May 7, 2014 at 7:59 am

      Haha must be new here. Beat it nerd

    • Hey we don’t put ourselves out there in no clothes and pose like we are the bomb…you put yourself out there and look like some of them…expect a fire storm.

    • @haha- truth hurts?

    • Birdman Of Alcatraz

      May 7, 2014 at 8:54 am

      YOU’RE the one that you are describing! If you think these “girls” are hot, you must be tired of fuckin’ your hand! You’re probably fuckin’ it now looking at them and wishing you could have them! Loser!

  28. Pearly Gates of Chalfont

    May 7, 2014 at 7:22 am

    Alycia looks like she’s doing the “robot” and Cheryl needs a dentist

  29. I really want to know what happened with Kacie-gate. I saw that Kyle locked the comments, but where’s the “she’s 22 with a family” come from? Did Kyle try to scold everyone??

  30. Does it seem like a strange coincidence to anyone else that these girls were introduced a few days after that “professional football player” birthday stripper ad on Craigslist?

  31. big booty bandit

    May 7, 2014 at 8:06 am

    Some of these bitches look like they grew up in Croydon. Nasty ass hoes. The only uglier cheelrleaders I could imagine come from buffalo. Lighting does suck, but it’d be perfect if the lights were just off…after seeing some of these girls…no booty will be stolen today. Tisk tisk.

  32. Kevin McCallister

    May 7, 2014 at 8:06 am

    Buzz, your girlfriend…. Woof!

    In all seriousness, the video and the lighting are TERRIBLE. I’m not saying that will work miracles for all these dumpsters but it might give a better impression overall.

    Alicia Marie is the only one I would consider “hot” as longs as I could confirm that her face isn’t really busted, it was just the lighting. Her body… Amazing.

  33. RIP Knights Tavern

    May 7, 2014 at 8:49 am

    The chick with the 6 pack looks like she has a dick

  34. Other than the fact they’re not whoring your rancid t-shirts, explain the difference between this and your recent Kacie post Kyle. Seriously, c’mon, tell us why you’ve chosen to subject these chicks (several of whom I’m sure are under 22) to the full CB treatment but disabled comments on Kacie’s.

  35. janel = yes please

  36. They must have gone to Food court at any mall in the DelValley to pick these girls… maybe 1/8th of them have a fitness body. This is why you won’t see them on the “Best of the Best of” lists… unless of course it was for WingBowl Ladies Edition… Yum Yum more food please…

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