Jimmy Kempski, known for his stick figure drawings – or, if you’re Josh Innes, for being a “big fat blob” – lost the Eagles’ media field goal competition to Eliot Shorr-Parks – WEARING JEANS! – yesterday, for the second year in a row. After the event, the Eagles Twitter ejected pure perfection:
Well done. I look forward to getting the #FlyEaglesFly treatment from the Eagles when I go streaking down the sideline for glory at the media game next Monday.