I'm sure you didn't miss this, but Steve Consalvi was tasered, his parents FAILED. The next night, Douchebag Tom Betz did the same, sans tase. Werth didn't like it. Betz then spoke to reporters and couldn't find his car.
The Sixers announced the most ridiculous promotion of all time.
We answered Yahoo's call about whether or not the Phillies could bring back Cliff Lee.
Would it matter if Roy Halladay won 25 games?
The Sixers might hire another slug.
Cole Hamels regained his confidence.
Carlos Ruiz got a walkoff home run, jumped in the Cadillac, and then got pied.
Jayson Werth paid tribute.
Jon Steward was envious of Philly.