After the Celtics beat the Sixers on Friday night, Sal Pal, doing double duty covering the NBA in his own backyard, interviewed ALL-TIME GREAT TOTALLY THE BEST PLAYER EVER IN HIS MIND Kyrie Irving and asked him an ostensibly foolish question about playing in a difficult environment. Kyrie laughed it off, because Kyrie is too cool for everything, even the best player on the world, and affirmed that it posed him no problem.

If you exclude the mild heckler who compelled Kyrie to request a blow job from him at halftime:

Calm, cool and collected.

On Saturday, the totally comfortable-in-his-own skin Kyrie doubled down on his request:

What an odd response, blaming the fan who filmed it for putting it online. Like that guy, who had the good fortune of capturing Kyrie’s Mr. Met moment, was to blame for using social media to boost his own profile. Like Kyrie would never do such a thing:

On Sunday, Kyrie was fined $25,000 by the league.

You know what they say: what comes around, goes around. Unless you believe the world is flat. Then it all just… is.