Jon Bon Jovi and Tiger Woods Are in Newtown Square

Kyle Scott —  June 30, 2010 — 3 Comments

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Oh shit.

Hide the women.  Jon Bon Jovi just landed in a private plane outside of SAP's headquarters in Newtown Square.  He is speaking at tonight's opening ceremony for the AT&T Classic being held at Aronimink.

This means that JBJ and Tiger Woods are both in Delaware County as we speak.  Hide all the former strippers and 50 something cougars.

More importantly, where the fuck is there an airport in Newtown Square?

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3 responses to Jon Bon Jovi and Tiger Woods Are in Newtown Square

  1. Paco July 1, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    More importantly, who’s the blonde?

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  2. Air Jordan August 8, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    The worst kind of love is the one when you want someone but you know you can’t have them. Best wishes for you.

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  3. cheap jordans November 11, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.

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