Morning Carts: Frosty Tips Edition

Jeff_carter_cowboyYee haw, motherfuckers

It’s been a while since we have seen the elusive Carts out in his natural habitat.  He has spent much time this summer at concerts in Atlantic City and Camden.  Like in the picture below with Dan Carcillo and Ville Leino after a Nas concert at the House of Blues.  He has also been at Phillies games, where he popped up on Bongo Cam- I wonder if he had the giant fist.  Scientists remain baffled by the behavioral anomalies of Carts.

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But alas, we find Jeff Carter initiating his mating ritual (while a game of beerpong goes on in the foreground).  I don’t know when it happened, but at some point between 2002 and now, Sun-In went out of style.  Someone should tell Carter- that shit ain’t natural, yo.

Pic after the jump, plus a bonus pic of Danny Briere with a fish.

 

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Jeff Carter engages the female.  What she does not know, is that soon she will be Carter'd.



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30 Comments

  1. WOW! Jeff Carter parties in the offseason, And this is news why? He’s in his 20’s what do you expect>

  2. Wow…Briere is a beast!

  3. Wow I don’t know who’s better looking the big linebacker girl in the pink Westbrook jersey or the Kingfish that Danny caught. Nice catch Danny!

  4. Carts was at snoop dogg on Monday @ the TLA!

  5. What is he doing in some kids basement with those dogs? WOOOF!

  6. I really don’t approve of the pink Eagles Jerseys.

  7. kristin mcanany is a liar she never had sex with jeff- they hung out as a group at his house… i KNOW he didn’t have sex with her so stop saying it. she is a little immature girl who wants her 5 mins of fame.

  8. @bj: ouch… cat fight brewing or already happened??? damn.

  9. this is too much kyle scott. take this post down. what are you getting out of this- this might be considered reporting false infor which is illegal. take this shit off. and seriously grow up. i cant wait till we find someone to take pics of ur day to day rituals. wow the guy went to concerts with his friends. wow he had a fun summer? wtf is the problem? i don’t understand? this is not journalism- this is bull shit. like find something to blog that people want to read. i know when journalism becomes desperate. and you KYLE SCOTT AND CROSSING BROAD A DESPERATE… wow u wrote a blog about sun in and concerts and girls… do u feel good about yourself? do you have no life that you have to report on the every move jeff carter makes?— omg i think i just heard jeff carter blow his nose. oh dont worry i got a cell pic so i can send it to you to post. like stop digging for information. grow up and report about sports and something intresting. ur posts BLOW. more than girls do for jeff carter. boom.

  10. lol bj, funny you make fun of me for having no life, yet you’ve posted comments from the same ip address under 5 different names and they’re all about jeff carter.
    boom.

  11. me thinks “bj” just got out-boomed.
    and danny briere. sexy beast. boom.

  12. me thinks bj got carter’d

  13. umm bj is a boy. so chill ur self

  14. im on a trip right now and i like ur board and i read it daily. i think you have good posts and you are a good writer- when you write about legit things. sorry kyle i got a little fiesty. i just like reading ur board when you write about sports and whats going on in the philly sports world. not private lives. thanks

  15. see, now that’s more like it, legit critique.
    they’re public pics. he’s a public figure and parties like crazy. our readers enjoy the pics, the posts are written tongue in cheek. he’s not doing anything wrong or illegal- just ridiculous.

  16. Kyle,
    I read ur board when im away to try to keep up on what i missed. I travel a lot and ur board does make me laugh. Lets be friends because i dont want to be banned from here. HA
    Also.. i just wanted to say sometimes its annnoying as a guy- who wants to read about sports and you write about 18 year old gossip rumors.
    It just makes me go read somewhere else.. I don’t want you to lose a fan. So yes I have critiqued on your posts- you say that are all on Jeff carter. yes from this IP address but I have posted on PLENTY of things from probably 10 other IP addresses- since like I said before I am from Philly. But I travel to Frederick for buisness.
    So- i apologize for snapping at you. But hey- were all friends if we like philly sports right? as long as we don’t use “ILL” in any of our vocab EVER EVER AGAIN.
    bj

  17. bj, no problem. it’s all good. we try to keep a good mix of news and entertainment on here. there are a bunch of sites that you can get straight news from, we try to have fun. but we do want to get to a point where we have more updates, right now, there’s not enough time in the day to get it all up there. keep reading, soon we’ll have some more hands on deck and be more of a full-service site.

  18. Now that you’re finished sucking each other off, I’d like to see that pic of Carter blowing a load out of his nose. You dirty preverts.

  19. NickFromGermantown

    September 1, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    I wish I played hockey for the Flyers.

  20. who the fuck is bj? and why are you talking shit

  21. hey “bj” we all know ur jeff carter since you know soo much about what really went down

  22. hmm, this cracks me up. first of all, who the fuck do you people think you are. you need to stoop down to talk shit on people? kinda amusing dontcha think. either your jealous that youll never get a catch like kristin, or your hating cause you dont get noticed by men and will never have the opportunity to be noticed by anyone. so i’d say, to save yourself the embarrassment, keep your comments to yourself. and to wipe the salt off your shoulders.
    also looks like her five mins of fame is turning into a bit more than five. since people like you have nothing better to do with your lives than obsess over people clearly better than you. bye :)

  23. hahah shut up people. I like seeing the Carter pictures…he’s a douche. He probably likes seeing himself on here.

  24. Cathy, you clearly dont know what youre talking about since you claim that the JEFF CARTER loves having pictures publicized with 19 year olds while this dumb site states he also had sex with her. Idont know what jeff does, nor do i care. but keep the names of the people out of this. completely unprofessional CB and youre lucky law suits have not been made.

  25. i didn’t mention anyone’s name or say anyone had sex. all i did was publish a public picture- which was on facebook, at which times your rights are given up to that picture

  26. I think tongue in cheek fun poked at Jeff Carter is hilarious keep it up, let the haters hate

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  28. kristin definitly got it in!

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