There I go using one of those Yahoo common noun titles. But for those of you who don't know Jack Edwards, he is the Boston Bruins' TV announcer. He is also the owner of some of the best microgasms on the planet… and this awkward post-game rant about royalty, the Boston tea party, and, I think, the Bruins.

For realsies for a sec… his calls are excellent and something to look forward to in this series.

Now would also be a good time to remind you about the Bruins fans who threw condoms at our very own Adam Gonsiewskiburgerwithcheese last year.

via Deadspin