Football season is about two weeks away and it looks like we’re heading into it on a high note.

Adam Schefter backs reports from Busted Coverage and a Dallas sports talk radio station that Ezekiel Elliott is being investigated for his part in late-night bar altercation:

Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott was involved in a late-night incident at a Dallas bar Sunday, a source confirmed to ESPN’s Adam Schefter.

A Dallas Police spokesperson said no arrests have been reported in connection with the incident. 105.3 FM The Fan in Dallas first reported Elliott’s involvement.

Elliott is already under NFL investigation stemming from a 2016 domestic violence accusation against him. The running back has been preparing a response to the league to be submitted in the next week, sources told Schefter.

Multiple sources told Schefter that Elliott could face a one- or two-game suspension, but the NFL has denied that any decision on discipline has been made and said it could not be made until its investigation is complete.

Delicious.

Nothing like a 1-2 game suspension for domestic violence. I imagine a bar fight may tack a $10k fine or so on to that.

I’m going to cover this thing like it’s Watergate, so stick with us and we’ll keep you abreast of all the details:

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go house a bowl of cereal, pull its tit out, and punch it in the fucking face.

Real-time update: Dez Bryant!

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!